{"id":1138,"date":"2025-07-18T12:25:57","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T12:25:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=1138"},"modified":"2025-07-18T12:25:57","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T12:25:57","slug":"un-director-general-isi-pune-capat-zilelor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=1138","title":{"rendered":"Un director general \u00ee\u0219i pune cap\u0103t zilelor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un director general isi pune cap\u0103t zilelor \u00eentr-un mod misterios, a\u015fa c\u0103 poli\u0163ia este trimis\u0103 s\u0103 investigheze. Inspectorul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe secretar\u0103:<br \/>\n\u2013 Domni\u015foar\u0103, ave\u0163i idee de ce s-a aruncat \u015feful dumneavoastr\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103?<br \/>\n\u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, domnule poli\u0163ist. \u00cens\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 era un om deosebit.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 De ce spune\u0163i asta?<br \/>\n\u2013 P\u0103i, s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc! La o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 dup\u0103 ce m-am angajat, mi-a luat o ma\u015fin\u0103 sport, nu a trecut nicio lun\u0103 c\u0103 mi-a luat un apartament \u00een mijlocul ora\u015fului, iar ast\u0103zi un inel\u2026<br \/>\n\u2013 \u015ei? L-a\u0163i refuzat.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Nu, dar m-a \u00eentrebat ce ar trebui s\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 aib\u0103 o rela\u0163ie cu mine?<br \/>\n\u2013 \u015ei?<br \/>\n\u2013 \u015ei\u2026 i-am spus s\u0103 \u00eemi dea 50 de dolari, cum fac to\u0163i din birou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un director general isi pune cap\u0103t zilelor \u00eentr-un mod misterios, a\u015fa c\u0103 poli\u0163ia este trimis\u0103 s\u0103 investigheze. Inspectorul o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe secretar\u0103: \u2013 Domni\u015foar\u0103, ave\u0163i idee de ce s-a aruncat \u015feful dumneavoastr\u0103 pe fereastr\u0103? \u2013 Nu \u015ftiu, domnule poli\u0163ist. \u00cens\u0103 s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 era un om deosebit. \u2013 De ce spune\u0163i asta? \u2013 P\u0103i, s\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1139,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1140,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions\/1140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}