{"id":12845,"date":"2025-11-22T05:51:02","date_gmt":"2025-11-22T05:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=12845"},"modified":"2025-11-22T05:51:02","modified_gmt":"2025-11-22T05:51:02","slug":"nu-planuisem-deloc-sa-fac-curatenie-in-ziua-aia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=12845","title":{"rendered":"Nu pl\u0103nuisem deloc s\u0103 fac cur\u0103\u021benie \u00een ziua aia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"166\">Nu pl\u0103nuisem deloc s\u0103 fac cur\u0103\u021benie \u00een ziua aia. \u00centr-un minut \u00eemp\u0103tuream hainele, iar \u00een urm\u0103torul \u00eemi vibreaz\u0103 telefonul: \u201eSuntem pe drum!\u201d M-a luat panica instant.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"303\">Nu mai verificasem baia de c\u00e2teva zile, iar c\u00e2nd am intrat, m-a lovit amestecul \u0103la de abur \u00eenvechit \u0219i urme de s\u0103pun l\u0103sate peste tot.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"544\">Am c\u0103utat sub chiuvet\u0103\u2026 nimic. Nici \u0219erve\u021bele umede, nici solu\u021bie de cur\u0103\u021bat, nici m\u0103car un burete pe jum\u0103tate folosit. Apoi am v\u0103zut o h\u00e2rtie de uscat rufe, r\u0103mas\u0103 lipit\u0103 de un tricou din gr\u0103mada de rufe. Din disperare, am pus m\u00e2na pe ea.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"839\">La \u00eenceput, mi s-a p\u0103rut ciudat s\u0103 frec rezervorul toaletei cu h\u00e2rtia aia. Dar praful disp\u0103rea imediat \u0219i \u00een loc r\u0103m\u00e2nea un miros u\u0219or, pl\u0103cut. Curajul m-a \u00eempins s\u0103 continui: capacul, colacul, piciorul toaletei. \u00cemp\u0103tuream h\u00e2rtia ca s\u0103 intru \u0219i \u00een col\u021burile unde se str\u00e2nge mizeria de obicei.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"910\">Spre surprinderea mea, func\u021biona \u2013 f\u0103r\u0103 urme, f\u0103r\u0103 pelicul\u0103 lucioas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"1037\">Am \u0219ters \u0219i clan\u021ba u\u0219ii, \u00eentrerup\u0103torul \u0219i plinta. H\u00e2rtia a rezistat bine \u0219i a l\u0103sat \u00een toat\u0103 baia un miros discret \u0219i curat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1400\">Sigur, h\u00e2rtiile din astea pentru uscat rufe nu sunt dezinfectante \u0219i nu omoar\u0103 microbii, dar sunt perfecte c\u00e2nd ai nevoie de o \u201earanjare\u201d rapid\u0103 \u00eenainte s\u0103-\u021bi bat\u0103 musafirii la u\u0219\u0103. Pentru cei sensibili la mirosuri, cele f\u0103r\u0103 parfum sau hipoalergenice sunt cele mai bune, c\u0103 aromele puternice pot sufoca un spa\u021biu mic. Dar la nevoie\u2026 sunt surprinz\u0103tor de utile.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1632\">Acum \u021bin c\u00e2teva h\u00e2rtii folosite l\u00e2ng\u0103 chiuvet\u0103. Sunt perfecte pentru praful de pe ventilatorul de tavan, veioze sau partea de sus a frigiderului. Nu \u021bin loc de o cur\u0103\u021benie temeinic\u0103, dar c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti pe fug\u0103, chiar te scot din necaz.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1792\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Uneori cur\u0103\u021benia nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 perfec\u021biune \u2013 ci doar s\u0103 faci <em data-start=\"1693\" data-end=\"1699\">ceva<\/em>. H\u00e2rtia aia banal\u0103 mi-a f\u0103cut baia prezentabil\u0103 \u0219i m-a mai lini\u0219tit pu\u021bin \u00een toat\u0103 agita\u021bia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu pl\u0103nuisem deloc s\u0103 fac cur\u0103\u021benie \u00een ziua aia. \u00centr-un minut \u00eemp\u0103tuream hainele, iar \u00een urm\u0103torul \u00eemi vibreaz\u0103 telefonul: \u201eSuntem pe drum!\u201d M-a luat panica instant. Nu mai verificasem baia de c\u00e2teva zile, iar c\u00e2nd am intrat, m-a lovit amestecul \u0103la de abur \u00eenvechit \u0219i urme de s\u0103pun l\u0103sate peste tot. Am c\u0103utat sub chiuvet\u0103\u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12846,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povesti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12847,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12845\/revisions\/12847"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}