Era o cutie mic\u0103, legat\u0103 cu o fund\u0103 ro\u0219ie, a\u0219ezat\u0103 frumos l\u00e2ng\u0103 o farfurie goal\u0103. Nicio urm\u0103 de miros de m\u00e2ncare, nicio tigaie pe foc, nicio urm\u0103 de \u201eso\u021bia ideal\u0103\u201d din programul lui Steve. Jake s-a uitat confuz la pachet, apoi la mine.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce e asta? a \u00eentrebat el.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Primul pas din noul meu program, am spus z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n
A desf\u0103cut fundi\u021ba \u0219i a g\u0103sit \u00een\u0103untru… propriul lui program. Tip\u0103rit frumos, laminat chiar. L-am numit: \u201eJake \u2013 So\u021bul Perfect \u00een 10 Pa\u0219i.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Primul punct: Trezirea la 4:30 diminea\u021ba pentru medita\u021bie \u0219i introspec\u021bie, urmat\u0103 de prepararea cafelei pentru so\u021bie, cu spuma perfect\u0103, ca la cafenea.<\/em><\/p>\n Al doilea: Masaj de picioare dup\u0103 ce so\u021bia vine de la sal\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n Al treilea: Cump\u0103r\u0103turi s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nale f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 uite niciodat\u0103 absorbantele sau br\u00e2nza preferat\u0103 a Lisei.<\/em><\/p>\n Jake a \u00eenceput s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 mai repede, frunza\u0306rind foile, fiecare cu cerin\u021be mai absurde \u0219i mai amuzante.<\/p>\n La punctul \u0219ase scria: Seara de dans popular obligatorie \u00een sufragerie, cu muzic\u0103 de la Subcarpa\u021bi sau Fanfara Cioc\u00e2rlia, pentru a nu uita r\u0103d\u0103cinile culturale.<\/em><\/p>\n La final, un paragraf bonus, scris cu litere \u00eengro\u0219ate: Dac\u0103 so\u021bul refuz\u0103 vreun punct din program, va fi obligat s\u0103 spele geamurile, gardul \u0219i bicicleta veche din pivni\u021b\u0103, cu periu\u021ba de din\u021bi.<\/em><\/p>\n Jake a ridicat privirea \u0219i mi-a spus:<\/p>\n \u2014 E\u0219ti serioas\u0103?<\/p>\n \u2014 La fel de serios cum ai fost tu c\u00e2nd mi-ai dat lista aceea. Acum suntem egali, nu?<\/p>\n A oftat \u0219i-a \u00eencercat s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103. Dar eu \u0219tiam c\u0103 \u00eel ustur\u0103.<\/p>\n Timp de c\u00e2teva zile, atmosfera a fost t\u0103cut\u0103, dar \u00eenc\u0103rcat\u0103. Eu \u00eemi vedeam de ale mele, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai pun masa, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai str\u00e2ng dup\u0103 el. Nu-i mai sp\u0103lam c\u0103m\u0103\u0219ile, nu-i mai c\u0103lcam nimic. El a \u00eenceput s\u0103 bage de seam\u0103.<\/p>\n \u00centr-o sear\u0103, l-am g\u0103sit \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, g\u0103tind paste. Mirosea a ceap\u0103 pr\u0103jit\u0103 \u0219i a usturoi, iar el purta \u0219or\u021bul meu cu buline ro\u0219ii. Am r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n \u2014 Nu \u0219tiu cum reu\u0219eai s\u0103 faci toate astea \u0219i s\u0103 nu-\u021bi sar\u0103 musta\u021ba, a zis el, stropit cu sos pe guler.<\/p>\n \u2014 Nu am musta\u021b\u0103, dar am r\u0103bdare, i-am r\u0103spuns, z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n A doua zi mi-a adus flori. Nu trandafiri ro\u0219ii cli\u0219eici, ci un buchet de flori de c\u00e2mp, cu margarete \u0219i alb\u0103strele. \u201eCa la bunica-n gr\u0103din\u0103,\u201d mi-a spus.<\/p>\n \u0218i pentru prima oar\u0103 dup\u0103 mult timp, am v\u0103zut sinceritate \u00een ochii lui.<\/p>\n Nu Steve, nu idei scrise de b\u0103rba\u021bi care n-au avut niciodat\u0103 o rela\u021bie de durat\u0103. Doar el. Jake. B\u0103rbatul de care m\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103gostisem.<\/p>\n A rupt lista aia cu programul meu \u00een dou\u0103, apoi \u00een patru. A f\u0103cut-o buc\u0103\u021bi mici, ca s\u0103 nu-i mai treac\u0103 prin cap vreodat\u0103 ideea de-a-mi dicta via\u021ba.<\/p>\n \u2014 Po\u021bi fi so\u021bia perfect\u0103, mi-a zis, dar numai dac\u0103 eu sunt b\u0103rbatul care merit\u0103 asta.<\/p>\n Iar \u00een seara aia, \u00een loc de musafiri \u0219i gust\u0103ri, am avut noi doi o mas\u0103 simpl\u0103 cu m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103, br\u00e2nz\u0103 de burduf \u0219i ceap\u0103 ro\u0219ie. Ne-am \u021binut de m\u00e2ini, am r\u00e2s \u0219i-am \u00een\u021beles, \u00eentr-un final, c\u0103 \u00een dragoste nu e loc de planuri impuse, ci doar de respect reciproc.<\/p>\n A\u0219a am \u00eenceput s\u0103 ne scriem propriul program. F\u0103r\u0103 puncte. F\u0103r\u0103 reguli. Doar cu iubire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Era o cutie mic\u0103, legat\u0103 cu o fund\u0103 ro\u0219ie, a\u0219ezat\u0103 frumos l\u00e2ng\u0103 o farfurie goal\u0103. Nicio urm\u0103 de miros de m\u00e2ncare, nicio tigaie pe foc, nicio urm\u0103 de \u201eso\u021bia ideal\u0103\u201d din programul lui Steve. Jake s-a uitat confuz la pachet, apoi la mine. \u2014 Ce e asta? a \u00eentrebat el. \u2014 Primul pas din noul […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1985,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povesti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1986,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions\/1986"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}