O fat\u0103 \u00een avion \u0219i-a aruncat p\u0103rul peste locul meu, bloc\u00e2ndu-mi ecranul: a trebuit s\u0103-i dau o lec\u021bie micii Rapunzel obraznice \ud83d\ude32\ud83d\ude31<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile istovitoare de munc\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it m-am urcat \u00een avion. Acest zbor trebuia s\u0103 fie salvarea mea \u2014 c\u00e2teva ore rupte din iure\u0219ul deadline-urilor, timp s\u0103-mi opresc g\u00e2ndurile, s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la un film \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 relaxez.<\/p>\n
Visam doar la lini\u0219te \u0219i odihn\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dar abia ce avionul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 ruleze, visul meu a fost brusc spulberat. \u00cen fa\u021ba mea st\u0103tea o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, nu mai mult de dou\u0103zeci \u0219i ceva de ani. De \u00eendat\u0103 ce s-a a\u0219ezat, \u0219i-a aruncat p\u0103rul lung \u0219i des peste sp\u0103tarul scaunului, exact peste tableta mea, acoperind aproape tot ecranul.<\/p>\n
N-am vrut s\u0103 creez un conflict. I-am cerut politicos s\u0103-\u0219i dea p\u0103rul la o parte \u2014 \u0219i-a cerut scuze \u0219i l-a retras. Dar zece minute mai t\u00e2rziu, p\u0103rul era din nou pe locul meu.<\/p>\n
Am repetat rug\u0103mintea, aplec\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 u\u0219or spre ea. Nu s-a \u00eentors m\u0103car \u2014 s-a pref\u0103cut c\u0103 nu m-a auzit.<\/p>\n
\u0218i atunci, \u00een loc de iritare, \u00een mine a f\u0103cut clic ceva. Am decis c\u0103 aceast\u0103 prin\u021bes\u0103 aerian\u0103 merit\u0103 o lec\u021bie mic\u0103, dar memorabil\u0103. \u0218i iat\u0103 ce am f\u0103cut:<\/p>\n
Am scos \u00eencet din geant\u0103 trei gume de mestecat. Le-am mestecat pe r\u00e2nd, f\u0103r\u0103 grab\u0103. Apoi, privind lini\u0219tit\u0103 pe geam, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 i le lipesc discret pe p\u0103r. \u0218uvi\u021b\u0103 cu \u0219uvi\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
Au trecut cam cincisprezece minute p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eentors, sim\u021bind ceva ciudat.<\/p>\n
\u0218i-a atins p\u0103rul \u2014 \u0219i a \u00eencremenit.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce\u2026 e asta? \u2014 a \u0219uierat, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 desprind\u0103 guma lipicioas\u0103.<\/p>\n
F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi iau privirea de la ecran, i-am r\u0103spuns calm:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Este rezultatul arogan\u021bei tale.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sunte\u021bi nebun\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Iar tu \u2014 obraznic\u0103. Ai dou\u0103 op\u021biuni. Prima \u2014 \u00ee\u021bi termini zborul cu guma-n p\u0103r \u0219i te a\u0219teapt\u0103 o tunsoare serioas\u0103. A doua \u2014 te pot ajuta chiar acum cu o pereche de forfecu\u021be de unghii. Am \u00een geant\u0103. Vrei?<\/p>\n
Fata s-a albit la fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
M-am aplecat u\u0219or spre ea \u0219i, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ridic vocea, am ad\u0103ugat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Dac\u0103 te mai g\u00e2nde\u0219ti s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eentinzi p\u0103rul a\u0219a, la urm\u0103torul zbor pleci tuns\u0103 zero. \u0218i pot fi foarte precis\u0103. Chiar \u0219i pe turbulen\u021be.<\/p>\n
P\u00e2n\u0103 la finalul zborului a stat nemi\u0219cat\u0103, ca o statuie. P\u0103rul, str\u00e2ns perfect \u00eentr-un coc rigid. Iar eu, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, m-am relaxat, am dat play filmului\u2026 \u0219i mi-am primit lini\u0219tea pe care o meritam.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
O fat\u0103 \u00een avion \u0219i-a aruncat p\u0103rul peste locul meu, bloc\u00e2ndu-mi ecranul: a trebuit s\u0103-i dau o lec\u021bie micii Rapunzel obraznice \ud83d\ude32\ud83d\ude31 Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile istovitoare de munc\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it m-am urcat \u00een avion. Acest zbor trebuia s\u0103 fie salvarea mea \u2014 c\u00e2teva ore rupte din iure\u0219ul deadline-urilor, timp s\u0103-mi opresc g\u00e2ndurile, s\u0103 m\u0103 uit […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":208,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povesti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":209,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions\/209"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}