{"id":22030,"date":"2026-03-24T13:49:21","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T13:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=22030"},"modified":"2026-03-24T13:49:21","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T13:49:21","slug":"nevasta-mea-e-proasta-doar-mananca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=22030","title":{"rendered":"Nevasta mea e proast\u0103, doar m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1786\">To\u021bi ochii erau pe mine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"1826\">Andrei a ridicat o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, amuzat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1828\" data-end=\"1891\">\u2014 Ce faci, faci curat acum? \u2014 a r\u00e2s el, uit\u00e2ndu-se la ceilal\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1909\">Nu i-am r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1911\" data-end=\"2054\">Am deschis sacul \u00eencet, cu grij\u0103, de parc\u0103 era cel mai important lucru din lume. Fo\u0219netul plasticului a sunat ciudat de tare \u00een lini\u0219tea aceea.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2056\" data-end=\"2081\">Apoi am f\u0103cut primul pas.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2083\" data-end=\"2139\">Am luat sticla de vin de pe mas\u0103 \u0219i am aruncat-o \u00een sac.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2141\" data-end=\"2159\">Un clinchet scurt.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2170\">Un pahar.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2172\" data-end=\"2183\">O farfurie.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2185\" data-end=\"2194\">\u00cenc\u0103 una.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2196\" data-end=\"2214\">Cineva a tres\u0103rit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2216\" data-end=\"2263\">\u2014 Lenu\u021ba\u2026 ce faci? \u2014 a \u0219optit una dintre so\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2265\" data-end=\"2278\">Am continuat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2290\">Salatiera.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2307\">Co\u0219ul de p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2309\" data-end=\"2320\">Tac\u00e2murile.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2322\" data-end=\"2384\">Totul intra \u00een sac, unul dup\u0103 altul, f\u0103r\u0103 grab\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 ezitare.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2386\" data-end=\"2471\">\u2014 Ai \u00eennebunit?! \u2014 a izbucnit Andrei, ridic\u00e2ndu-se \u00een picioare. \u2014 Te opre\u0219ti sau nu?!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2473\" data-end=\"2522\">M-am uitat la el pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een acea sear\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2524\" data-end=\"2582\">\u0218i, pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een \u0219ase ani, nu mi-a mai fost fric\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2584\" data-end=\"2610\">\u2014 Cur\u0103\u021b, \u2014 am spus simplu.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2612\" data-end=\"2658\">Am \u00eentins m\u00e2na \u0219i am luat platoul cu friptura.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2660\" data-end=\"2679\">A clipit nedumerit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2681\" data-end=\"2699\">\u2014 Ce faci cu aia?!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2701\" data-end=\"2777\">Am \u00eenclinat u\u0219or platoul \u0219i toat\u0103 friptura a alunecat \u00een sac, cu sos cu tot.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2779\" data-end=\"2806\">Un murmur a str\u0103b\u0103tut masa.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2808\" data-end=\"2835\">\u2014 E\u0219ti dus\u0103?! \u2014 a urlat el.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2837\" data-end=\"2857\">Am legat sacul calm.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2859\" data-end=\"2866\">Str\u00e2ns.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2868\" data-end=\"2878\">Definitiv.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2880\" data-end=\"2908\">Apoi m-am \u00eendreptat spre el.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2910\" data-end=\"2963\">Inima \u00eemi b\u0103tea tare, dar vocea mi-a ie\u0219it lini\u0219tit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2965\" data-end=\"3037\">\u2014 Ai dreptate, Andrei. Sunt bun\u0103 doar de m\u00e2ncat \u0219i de aruncat banii, nu?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3039\" data-end=\"3052\">Nu a r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3054\" data-end=\"3075\">Doar m\u0103 fixa, confuz.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3077\" data-end=\"3099\">Am ridicat sacul u\u0219or.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3101\" data-end=\"3147\">\u2014 Uite, am str\u00e2ns tot ce conteaz\u0103 pentru tine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3149\" data-end=\"3177\">Am f\u0103cut un pas mai aproape.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3179\" data-end=\"3189\">\u2014 Gunoiul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3191\" data-end=\"3212\">Cineva a oftat ad\u00e2nc.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3214\" data-end=\"3253\">Altcineva s-a ridicat \u00eencet de la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3255\" data-end=\"3282\">Dar nimeni nu a spus nimic.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3284\" data-end=\"3327\">Am trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el \u0219i m-am oprit la u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3329\" data-end=\"3373\">\u2014 Lenu\u021ba, nu pleci nic\u0103ieri! \u2014 a strigat el.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3375\" data-end=\"3420\">M-am \u00eentors doar c\u00e2t s\u0103-l privesc peste um\u0103r.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3422\" data-end=\"3430\">\u2014 Ba da.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3432\" data-end=\"3447\">Am deschis u\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3449\" data-end=\"3486\">\u2014 \u0218i \u0219tii care e partea cea mai bun\u0103?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3488\" data-end=\"3506\">A \u00eenghi\u021bit \u00een sec.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3508\" data-end=\"3550\">\u2014 De m\u00e2ine\u2026 nu mai ai pe cine s\u0103 jigne\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3552\" data-end=\"3561\">Am ie\u0219it.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3563\" data-end=\"3623\">Aerul de pe scar\u0103 era rece, dar m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 respir din nou.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3625\" data-end=\"3660\">Am cobor\u00e2t \u00eencet, cu sacul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3662\" data-end=\"3674\">Nu era greu.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3676\" data-end=\"3682\">Deloc.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3684\" data-end=\"3727\">Afara, am aruncat sacul direct \u00een tomberon.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3729\" data-end=\"3751\">A f\u0103cut un zgomot sec.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3753\" data-end=\"3765\">Ca un final.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3767\" data-end=\"3812\">Am stat c\u00e2teva secunde acolo, privind \u00een gol.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3814\" data-end=\"3840\">Apoi mi-am scos telefonul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3842\" data-end=\"3868\">Primul apel: proprietarul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3870\" data-end=\"3924\">\u2014 Bun\u0103 seara, mai e valabil apartamentul de \u00eenchiriat?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3926\" data-end=\"3947\">Al doilea apel: mama.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3949\" data-end=\"3961\">\u2014 Vin acas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3963\" data-end=\"3987\">Al treilea: eu, \u00een g\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3989\" data-end=\"3996\">\u201eGata.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3998\" data-end=\"4029\">Telefonul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 vibreze.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4031\" data-end=\"4038\">Andrei.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4040\" data-end=\"4052\">De zece ori.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4054\" data-end=\"4068\">Nu am r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4070\" data-end=\"4127\">Pentru c\u0103, pentru prima dat\u0103, nu mai aveam nimic de spus.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4129\" data-end=\"4148\">\u0218i nici de \u00eendurat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4150\" data-end=\"4204\">\u00cen seara aceea, nu doar c\u0103 am aruncat un sac de gunoi.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4206\" data-end=\"4238\">Am aruncat \u0219ase ani de umilin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4240\" data-end=\"4267\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u0218i mi-am luat via\u021ba \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To\u021bi ochii erau pe mine. Andrei a ridicat o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103, amuzat. \u2014 Ce faci, faci curat acum? \u2014 a r\u00e2s el, uit\u00e2ndu-se la ceilal\u021bi. Nu i-am r\u0103spuns. Am deschis sacul \u00eencet, cu grij\u0103, de parc\u0103 era cel mai important lucru din lume. Fo\u0219netul plasticului a sunat ciudat de tare \u00een lini\u0219tea aceea. Apoi am f\u0103cut [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22031,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povesti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22030"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22032,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22030\/revisions\/22032"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/22031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}