{"id":23772,"date":"2026-05-04T04:52:43","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T04:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=23772"},"modified":"2026-05-04T04:52:43","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T04:52:43","slug":"noapte-ion-pitit-prin-curte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=23772","title":{"rendered":"Noapte. Ion, pitit prin curte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"145\" data-end=\"211\">Maria (so\u021bia vecinului), str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd din din\u021bi, tace. C\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"241\">\u2026se aude o u\u0219\u0103 tr\u00e2ntindu-se.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"320\">\u2014 Ioaneee! r\u0103sun\u0103 vocea nevestei lui, Elena, din cas\u0103. Unde e\u0219ti, m\u0103i omule?!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"337\">Ion \u00eenlemne\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"368\">Maria \u00ee\u0219i trage repede bluza.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"408\">\u2014 \u021ai-am zis c\u0103 nu-i bine, \u0219opte\u0219te ea.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"464\">\u2014 Stai lini\u0219tit\u0103\u2026 \u0219opte\u0219te Ion, dar vocea \u00eel tr\u0103deaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"466\" data-end=\"489\">Pa\u0219i ap\u0103sa\u021bi pe prisp\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"518\">Becul din curte se aprinde.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"562\">Elena apare \u00een u\u0219\u0103, cu m\u00e2inile \u00een \u0219olduri.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"588\">Se uit\u0103 o secund\u0103\u2026 dou\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"606\">\u0218i \u00een\u021belege tot.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"608\" data-end=\"657\">\u2014 Aha\u2026 zice ea rar. Frumos, Ioane. Foarte frumos.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"685\">Ion \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 z\u00e2mbeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"687\" data-end=\"709\">\u2014 M\u0103rie\u2026 nu-i ce pare\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"789\">\u2014 Ba e exact ce pare! izbucne\u0219te ea. Cu nevasta vecinului, \u00een curte, noaptea?!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"824\">Maria \u00eencepe s\u0103 dea \u00eenapoi \u00eencet.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"840\">\u2014 Eu\u2026 eu plec\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"901\">\u2014 Stai acolo! \u00eei taie Elena calea. S\u0103 aud \u0219i eu explica\u021bia!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"922\">Ion \u00eenghite \u00een sec.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"957\">\u2014 Vorbeam\u2026 zice el. Despre\u2026 gard\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"978\">Elena clipe\u0219te des.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"994\">\u2014 Despre gard?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1043\">\u2014 Da\u2026 c\u0103\u2026 s-a str\u00e2mbat\u2026 \u0219i\u2026 trebuia\u2026 \u00eendreptat\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1078\">Maria nu mai rezist\u0103 \u0219i bufne\u0219te:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1093\">\u2014 Da, gardul\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1129\">Elena se uit\u0103 de la unul la altul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1151\">Apoi \u00eencepe s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1174\">Un r\u00e2s scurt \u0219i rece.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1228\">\u2014 Bine, Ioane\u2026 zice ea. \u00ce\u021bi \u00eendrept eu gardul m\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1253\">Ion se albe\u0219te la fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1279\">\u2014 M\u0103rie, hai c\u0103 glumeam\u2026<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1305\">\u2014 Nu, nu. Eu nu glumesc.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1330\">Se \u00eentoarce spre Maria:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1431\">\u2014 Iar tu, Mario, vezi-\u021bi de b\u0103rbatul t\u0103u. C\u0103 dac\u0103 te mai prind pe-aici, nu mai discut\u0103m a\u0219a frumos.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1471\">Maria d\u0103 din cap \u0219i dispare pe poart\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1473\" data-end=\"1500\">Ion r\u0103m\u00e2ne singur \u00een curte.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1524\">Elena \u00eel prive\u0219te fix.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1550\">\u2014 \u0218tii ce e cel mai r\u0103u?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1577\">\u2014 Ce\u2026? \u00eentreab\u0103 el \u00eencet.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1579\" data-end=\"1607\">\u2014 C\u0103 te credeam mai de\u0219tept.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1638\">Se \u00eentoarce \u0219i intr\u0103 \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1640\" data-end=\"1678\">Ion ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u0219i se uit\u0103 spre cer.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1680\" data-end=\"1722\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u2014 Doamne\u2026 de ce n-am t\u0103cut eu din gur\u0103\u2026 \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria (so\u021bia vecinului), str\u00e2ng\u00e2nd din din\u021bi, tace. C\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103\u2026 \u2026se aude o u\u0219\u0103 tr\u00e2ntindu-se. \u2014 Ioaneee! r\u0103sun\u0103 vocea nevestei lui, Elena, din cas\u0103. Unde e\u0219ti, m\u0103i omule?! Ion \u00eenlemne\u0219te. Maria \u00ee\u0219i trage repede bluza. \u2014 \u021ai-am zis c\u0103 nu-i bine, \u0219opte\u0219te ea. \u2014 Stai lini\u0219tit\u0103\u2026 \u0219opte\u0219te Ion, dar vocea \u00eel tr\u0103deaz\u0103. Pa\u0219i ap\u0103sa\u021bi pe prisp\u0103. 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