{"id":24661,"date":"2026-05-18T07:46:43","date_gmt":"2026-05-18T07:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=24661"},"modified":"2026-05-18T07:46:43","modified_gmt":"2026-05-18T07:46:43","slug":"i-am-pus-laxative-in-cafea-sotului-meu-inainte-sa-plece-la-amanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=24661","title":{"rendered":"I-am pus laxative \u00een cafea so\u021bului meu \u00eenainte s\u0103 plece la amanta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Azi el \u00ee\u0219i pierde acoperirea.<\/p>\n<p>N-am \u00een\u021beles fraza aia dec\u00e2t mai t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n<p>M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu prietenele \u00eentr-o ber\u0103rie din Centrul Vechi.<\/p>\n<p>Am comandat o bere.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi \u00eenc\u0103 una.<\/p>\n<p>N-am pl\u00e2ns.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00eenc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 uneori o femeie trebuie s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i ca s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 ore m-am \u00eentors acas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>U\u0219a de la intrare era \u00eentredeschis\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Asta m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 opresc.<\/p>\n<p>Andrei \u00eencuia mereu de dou\u0103 ori.<\/p>\n<p>Mereu.<\/p>\n<p>Am intrat \u00eencet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrei?<\/p>\n<p>Lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen sufragerie mirosea a parfumul lui scump.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i a altceva.<\/p>\n<p>Un miros metalic.<\/p>\n<p>Pe mas\u0103 era un pahar spart.<\/p>\n<p>Telefonul lui era pe jos.<\/p>\n<p>Ecranul aprins.<\/p>\n<p>Un mesaj nou de la Raluca lumina display-ul:<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAm f\u0103cut deja ce mi-ai cerut. Acum spune-i so\u021biei tale adev\u0103rul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Am sim\u021bit cum mi se scufund\u0103 stomacul.<\/p>\n<p>Am urcat sc\u0103rile \u00eencet.<\/p>\n<p>Baia de serviciu era goal\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Geamul deschis.<\/p>\n<p>Iar pe chiuvet\u0103, l\u00e2ng\u0103 prosopul p\u0103tat, era o pung\u0103 de farmacie cu numele meu scris de m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Atunci a sunat soneria.<\/p>\n<p>O dat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>De dou\u0103 ori.<\/p>\n<p>De trei ori.<\/p>\n<p>Am deschis cu picioarele moi.<\/p>\n<p>Raluca era de cealalt\u0103 parte.<\/p>\n<p>Palid\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 machiaj.<\/p>\n<p>Cu ochii umfla\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00een bra\u021be \u021binea un bebelu\u0219 \u00eenvelit \u00eentr-o p\u0103tur\u0103 galben\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am r\u0103mas nemi\u0219cat\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde.<\/p>\n<p>Nu din cauza copilului.<br \/>\nCi din cauza felului \u00een care m\u0103 privea.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai avea z\u00e2mbetul \u0103la dulce de secretar\u0103 perfect\u0103.<br \/>\nNu mai avea unghiile impecabile \u0219i aerul de femeie sigur\u0103 pe ea.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0103rea speriat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Putem s\u0103 vorbim? \u2014 a \u0219optit.<\/p>\n<p>Vocea \u00eei tremura.<\/p>\n<p>M-am dat \u00eencet din u\u0219\u0103.<br \/>\nA intrat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt \u0219i \u0219i-a str\u00e2ns copilul mai tare la piept c\u00e2nd a trecut pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n<p>Bebelu\u0219ul dormea.<\/p>\n<p>Mic.<br \/>\nLini\u0219tit.<br \/>\nCu obr\u0103jorii ro\u0219ii.<\/p>\n<p>Am sim\u021bit cum \u00eemi bate inima \u00een g\u00e2t.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Unde e Andrei? \u2014 a \u00eentrebat ea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dac\u0103 a\u0219 \u0219ti, crezi c\u0103 te-a\u0219 mai \u00eentreba ceva?<\/p>\n<p>Raluca a \u00eenghi\u021bit \u00een sec.<\/p>\n<p>S-a a\u0219ezat pe marginea canapelei \u0219i a pus l\u00e2ng\u0103 ea o map\u0103 groas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Atunci am observat c\u0103 \u00eei tremurau m\u00e2inile.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mariana\u2026 eu n-am venit s\u0103 m\u0103 cert cu tine.<\/p>\n<p>Am r\u00e2s scurt.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cam t\u00e2rziu pentru asta.<\/p>\n<p>Ochii i s-au umplut de lacrimi.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218tiu. \u0218i merit tot ce-mi spui. Dar nu \u0219tii adev\u0103rul.<\/p>\n<p>Am sim\u021bit iar mirosul metalic din cas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nelini\u0219tea aia ciudat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce adev\u0103r?<\/p>\n<p>Raluca \u0219i-a ridicat privirea spre mine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrei nu voia s\u0103 divor\u021beze nici de tine\u2026 nici s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cu mine.<\/p>\n<p>Am sim\u021bit un nod \u00een stomac.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Atunci ce voia?<\/p>\n<p>A scos \u00eencet ni\u0219te h\u00e2rtii din map\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Credite.<br \/>\nContracte.<br \/>\nExtrase.<\/p>\n<p>Sume uria\u0219e.<\/p>\n<p>Zeci de mii de lei.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E \u00eengropat \u00een datorii \u2014 a spus ea. \u2014 Pariuri. \u00cemprumuturi. P\u0103c\u0103nele online. De aproape doi ani.<\/p>\n<p>M-am a\u0219ezat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi dau seama.<\/p>\n<p>Parc\u0103 podeaua disp\u0103ruse de sub mine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu\u2026 nu are cum.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ba da. \u0218i a folosit numele t\u0103u pentru multe dintre credite.<\/p>\n<p>Am sim\u021bit c\u0103 \u00eemi \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 m\u00e2inile.<\/p>\n<p>Raluca pl\u00e2ngea acum f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 se ascund\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eu nici m\u0103car n-am \u0219tiut c\u0103 e \u00eensurat c\u00e2nd l-am cunoscut. Mi-a spus c\u0103 sunte\u021bi desp\u0103r\u021bi\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Clasic.<\/p>\n<p>At\u00e2t de clasic \u00eenc\u00e2t aproape m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 r\u00e2d.<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu mai puteam.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218i copilul?<\/p>\n<p>Ea a privit bebelu\u0219ul.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E al lui.<\/p>\n<p>Camera s-a f\u0103cut mic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Foarte mic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00eenchis ochii o secund\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Doar una.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00een secunda aia am \u00een\u021beles toate parfumurile.<br \/>\nToate \u0219edin\u021bele.<br \/>\nToate minciunile.<\/p>\n<p>Andrei tr\u0103ise dou\u0103 vie\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i le distrusese pe am\u00e2ndou\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mesajul\u2026 ce \u00eensemna? \u2014 am \u00eentrebat.<\/p>\n<p>Raluca \u0219i-a \u0219ters lacrimile.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Azi voia s\u0103-\u021bi spun\u0103 adev\u0103rul. Pentru c\u0103 nu mai avea unde s\u0103 fug\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-a \u00eentins \u00eenc\u0103 o foaie.<\/p>\n<p>Era o notificare de executare.<\/p>\n<p>Casa noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ma\u0219ina.<\/p>\n<p>Conturile.<\/p>\n<p>Tot.<\/p>\n<p>Mi s-a f\u0103cut r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>Atunci am auzit un zgomot afar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>O portier\u0103 tr\u00e2ntit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi pa\u0219i gr\u0103bi\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Raluca s-a ridicat brusc.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E el.<\/p>\n<p>U\u0219a s-a deschis violent.<\/p>\n<p>Andrei a intrat transpirat, palid \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 sl\u0103bit de la stomac.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd ne-a v\u0103zut \u00eempreun\u0103, a \u00eencremenit.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce naiba faci aici? \u2014 a \u021bipat la Raluca.<\/p>\n<p>Ea s-a ridicat drept \u00een fa\u021ba lui.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru prima dat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 fric\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u0103tul\u0103 s\u0103 mint pentru tine.<\/p>\n<p>El \u0219i-a trecut m\u00e2na prin p\u0103r disperat.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mariana, las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 explic\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u0103 explici ce? \u2014 am izbucnit. \u2014 C\u0103 mi-ai golit conturile? C\u0103 ai f\u0103cut datorii pe numele meu? C\u0103 ai un copil?<\/p>\n<p>Fa\u021ba lui s-a f\u0103cut alb\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tia.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218tia c\u0103 jocul se terminase.<\/p>\n<p>S-a apropiat \u00eencet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jur c\u0103 voiam s\u0103 rezolv tot.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cum? Cu \u00eenc\u0103 o minciun\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>A t\u0103cut.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i atunci am \u00een\u021beles ceva important.<\/p>\n<p>Nu mai vedeam \u00een fa\u021ba mea b\u0103rbatul pe care-l iubisem.<\/p>\n<p>Vedeam doar un om speriat.<br \/>\nMic.<br \/>\nObosit.<br \/>\nPrins \u00een propriile mizerii.<\/p>\n<p>Bebelu\u0219ul a \u00eenceput s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Sunetul \u0103la a rupt toat\u0103 tensiunea din camer\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Raluca l-a leg\u0103nat u\u0219or.<\/p>\n<p>Iar Andrei\u2026 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219i el.<\/p>\n<p>Nu dramatic.<br \/>\nNu ca \u00een filme.<\/p>\n<p>Ca un om terminat.<\/p>\n<p>S-a pr\u0103bu\u0219it pe scaun \u0219i \u0219i-a acoperit fa\u021ba cu palmele.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Am distrus tot\u2026 a \u0219optit.<\/p>\n<p>Da.<\/p>\n<p>Distrusese.<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu eu.<\/p>\n<p>Nu Raluca.<\/p>\n<p>El.<\/p>\n<p>Am inspirat ad\u00e2nc.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi m-am ridicat.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M\u00e2ine diminea\u021b\u0103 plec la avocat. Casa se vinde. Datoriile le rezolvi singur. Iar de copilul t\u0103u ai grij\u0103, pentru c\u0103 el n-are nicio vin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Andrei nici m\u0103car nu m-a privit.<\/p>\n<p>Raluca s-a uitat la mine \u0219ocat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Probabil se a\u0219tepta s\u0103 \u021bip.<br \/>\nS\u0103 o dau afar\u0103.<br \/>\nS\u0103 fac scandal.<\/p>\n<p>Dar adev\u0103rul era simplu.<\/p>\n<p>Eram obosit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Obosit\u0103 s\u0103 lupt pentru un om care \u00eencetase de mult s\u0103 mai lupte pentru noi.<\/p>\n<p>M-am dus \u00een dormitor.<br \/>\nMi-am luat o valiz\u0103.<br \/>\nC\u00e2teva haine.<br \/>\nActele.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i \u00eenainte s\u0103 ies din cas\u0103, m-am \u00eentors o clip\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Andrei st\u0103tea tot acolo.<br \/>\nCu capul \u00een m\u00e2ini.<\/p>\n<p>Raluca \u00ee\u0219i leg\u0103na copilul \u00een lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>Iar eu, pentru prima dat\u0103 dup\u0103 foarte mult timp, nu mai sim\u021beam furie.<\/p>\n<p>Doar lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>Lini\u0219tea aia grea care vine dup\u0103 furtun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00eenchis u\u0219a \u00een urma mea.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i am plecat spre o via\u021b\u0103 \u00een care nu mai trebuia s\u0103-mi fie ru\u0219ine de iubirea mea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. \u2014 Azi el \u00ee\u0219i pierde acoperirea. N-am \u00een\u021beles fraza aia dec\u00e2t mai t\u00e2rziu. M-am \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu prietenele \u00eentr-o ber\u0103rie din Centrul Vechi. Am comandat o bere. Apoi \u00eenc\u0103 una. N-am pl\u00e2ns. Nu \u00eenc\u0103. Pentru c\u0103 uneori o femeie trebuie s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2i ca s\u0103 nu se fac\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi. Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 ore m-am \u00eentors acas\u0103. 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