\u0218tia\u021bi c\u0103 r\u00e2sul nu este benefic doar pentru starea de spirit? Potrivit cercet\u0103rilor de la clinica Mayo, el stimuleaz\u0103 circula\u021bia s\u00e2ngelui, reduce tensiunea fizic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eent\u0103re\u0219te sistemul imunitar. Pe scurt, este un aliat de n\u0103dejde pentru starea noastr\u0103 de bine\u2026 \u0219i, \u00een plus, e contagios! \u00cen glumele nevinovate, u\u0219or de \u00een\u021beles de oameni de toate v\u00e2rstele, exist\u0103 ceva reconfortant. Ele sunt perfecte de \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219it cu prietenii, \u00een familie sau chiar la birou. Ast\u0103zi \u00ee\u021bi propun dou\u0103 pove\u0219ti amuzante, ideale pentru a-\u021bi aduce un z\u00e2mbet\u2026 sau chiar hohote de r\u00e2s!<\/p>\n
B\u0103tr\u00e2nul \u0219i camionul cu ra\u021be<\/strong><\/p>\n Imagineaz\u0103-\u021bi urm\u0103toarea scen\u0103: o zi lini\u0219tit\u0103 \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u0219el. Un poli\u021bist local observ\u0103 un pickup care se t\u00e2r\u0103\u0219te \u00eencet prin pia\u021ba central\u0103\u2026 plin ochi cu ra\u021be. Nu, nu \u00eentr-o cu\u0219c\u0103: \u00een picioare, cu ochelari de soare pe cioc, unele citesc ziarul, altele ron\u021b\u0103ie porumb, ca la cinema. Intrigat (\u0219i pu\u021bin \u00eengrijorat), poli\u021bistul \u00eei face semn \u0219oferului s\u0103 trag\u0103 pe dreapta. Se apropie \u0219i \u00eei spune pe un ton ferm, dar politicos: \u201eDomnule, nu pute\u021bi merge prin ora\u0219 \u00een felul acesta cu toate aceste ra\u021be. V\u0103 rog s\u0103 le duce\u021bi la gr\u0103dina zoologic\u0103.\u201d \u0218oferul d\u0103 din cap: \u201eNicio problem\u0103, domnule ofi\u021ber. Mergem chiar acum.\u201d<\/p>\n A doua zi, pickupul e din nou \u00een pia\u021b\u0103. Acela\u0219i \u0219ofer, acelea\u0219i ra\u021be\u2026 dar de data asta, poart\u0103 \u0219epci cu inscrip\u021bia \u201eI Paris\u201d, unele \u00ee\u0219i fac selfie-uri, iar una c\u00e2nt\u0103 la ukulele. Poli\u021bistul, uluit, ridic\u0103 m\u00e2inile spre cer: \u201eDar\u2026 v-am spus s\u0103 le duce\u021bi la zoo!\u201d \u0218oferul r\u0103spunde, vizibil \u00eenc\u00e2ntat: \u201eA\u0219a am f\u0103cut! Le-a pl\u0103cut la nebunie. A\u0219a c\u0103 azi le duc la Disneyland. M\u00e2ine vor s\u0103 cucereasc\u0103 Mont Blanc\u2026 dar va trebui s\u0103 \u00eenchiriez o dub\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n Mirele care se gr\u0103bea prea tare<\/strong><\/p>\n O alt\u0103 poveste amuzant\u0103: \u00eentr-un mic ora\u0219, un \u0219ofer este oprit pentru dep\u0103\u0219irea vitezei legale. Nici nu apuc\u0103 bine s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva, c\u0103 poli\u021bistul \u00eel \u00eentrerupe brusc: \u201eNiciun cuv\u00e2nt! R\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi \u00een arest p\u00e2n\u0103 vine \u0219eful!\u201d \u0218oferul \u00eencearc\u0103 timid: \u201eDar voiam doar s\u0103 spun c\u0103\u2026\u201d \u201eT\u0103cere! A\u0219tepta\u021bi-l pe \u0219ef.\u201d C\u00e2teva ore mai t\u00e2rziu, ofi\u021berul se \u00eentoarce z\u00e2mbind: \u201eAve\u021bi noroc, \u0219eful e la nunta fiicei sale. Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 se va \u00eentoarce bine dispus!\u201d La care arestatul r\u0103spunde calm: \u201eN-a\u0219 miza pe asta\u2026 eu sunt mirele.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u0218tia\u021bi c\u0103 r\u00e2sul nu este benefic doar pentru starea de spirit? Potrivit cercet\u0103rilor de la clinica Mayo, el stimuleaz\u0103 circula\u021bia s\u00e2ngelui, reduce tensiunea fizic\u0103 \u0219i \u00eent\u0103re\u0219te sistemul imunitar. Pe scurt, este un aliat de n\u0103dejde pentru starea noastr\u0103 de bine\u2026 \u0219i, \u00een plus, e contagios! \u00cen glumele nevinovate, u\u0219or de \u00een\u021beles de oameni de toate […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2512,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2513,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2511\/revisions\/2513"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}