{"id":2596,"date":"2025-08-01T11:41:26","date_gmt":"2025-08-01T11:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=2596"},"modified":"2025-08-01T11:41:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-01T11:41:26","slug":"alo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=2596","title":{"rendered":"\u201eAlo?\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"10\">H \u2013 \u201eAlo?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"12\" data-end=\"48\">W \u2013 \u201eIubire, sunt eu. E\u0219ti la club?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"59\">H \u2013 \u201eDa.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"193\">W \u2013 \u201ePerfect! Eu sunt la mall, la dou\u0103 str\u0103zi distan\u021b\u0103 de tine. Tocmai am v\u0103zut o hain\u0103 de nurc\u0103 absolut superb\u0103!! Pot s\u0103 o cump\u0103r?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"211\">H \u2013 \u201eC\u00e2t cost\u0103?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"240\">W \u2013 \u201eDoar 1.500 de dolari.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"242\" data-end=\"294\">H \u2013 \u201eEi bine, OK, ia-o dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place at\u00e2t de mult\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"296\" data-end=\"562\">W \u2013 \u201eAhhh, \u0219i am trecut \u0219i pe la reprezentan\u021ba Mercedes \u0219i am v\u0103zut modelele din 2001. Am g\u0103sit unul care mi-a pl\u0103cut foarte mult. Am vorbit cu un v\u00e2nz\u0103tor \u0219i mi-a f\u0103cut un pre\u021b foarte bun\u2026 \u0219i cum oricum trebuie s\u0103 schimb\u0103m BMW-ul pe care l-am cump\u0103rat anul trecut\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"588\">H \u2013 \u201eCe pre\u021b \u021bi-a spus?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"618\">W \u2013 \u201eDoar 60.000 de dolari\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"680\">H \u2013 \u201eOK, dar pentru pre\u021bul \u0103sta o vreau cu toate op\u021biunile.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"732\">W \u2013 \u201eGrozav! Dar \u00eenainte s\u0103 \u00eenchidem, mai e ceva\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"749\">H \u2013 \u201eCe anume?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"751\" data-end=\"942\">W \u2013 \u201ePoate p\u0103rea mult, dar am f\u0103cut reconcilierea contului t\u0103u bancar \u0219i\u2026 am trecut azi diminea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i pe la agen\u021bia imobiliar\u0103 \u0219i am v\u0103zut casa pe care am vizitat-o anul trecut. E la v\u00e2nzare!!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1045\">\u00ce\u021bi aminte\u0219ti? Cea cu piscin\u0103, gr\u0103din\u0103 \u00een stil englezesc, un acru de spa\u021biu verde \u0219i acces la plaj\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1067\">H \u2013 \u201eC\u00e2t cer pe ea?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1069\" data-end=\"1166\">W \u2013 \u201eDoar 450.000 de dolari \u2013 un pre\u021b excelent\u2026 \u0219i v\u0103d c\u0103 avem suficient \u00een cont ca s\u0103 acoperim\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1218\">H \u2013 \u201eAtunci cump\u0103r-o, dar ofer\u0103 doar 420.000. OK?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1284\">W \u2013 \u201eOK, iubitule\u2026 Mul\u021bumesc! Ne vedem mai t\u00e2rziu! Te iubesc!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1312\">H \u2013 \u201ePa\u2026 \u0219i eu te iubesc\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1426\">B\u0103rbatul \u00eenchide telefonul, rabateaz\u0103 clapeta, ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na cu telefonul \u00een sus \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 pe to\u021bi cei prezen\u021bi:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1466\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u201e\u0218tie cineva al cui e telefonul \u0103sta?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H \u2013 \u201eAlo?\u201d W \u2013 \u201eIubire, sunt eu. E\u0219ti la club?\u201d H \u2013 \u201eDa.\u201d W \u2013 \u201ePerfect! Eu sunt la mall, la dou\u0103 str\u0103zi distan\u021b\u0103 de tine. Tocmai am v\u0103zut o hain\u0103 de nurc\u0103 absolut superb\u0103!! Pot s\u0103 o cump\u0103r?\u201d H \u2013 \u201eC\u00e2t cost\u0103?\u201d W \u2013 \u201eDoar 1.500 de dolari.\u201d H \u2013 \u201eEi bine, OK, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2596"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2598,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596\/revisions\/2598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}