\u00cen acea noapte, mi-am pus o p\u0103tur\u0103 pe umeri \u0219i am ie\u0219it pe verand\u0103. Copiii dormeau du\u0219i, dar eu nu puteam \u00eenchide un ochi. Priveam gardul uria\u0219, rece, ca o insult\u0103 din lemn ce-mi sufoca casa \u0219i g\u00e2ndurile.<\/p>\n
Apoi, mi-a venit ideea.<\/p>\n
A doua zi dis-de-diminea\u021b\u0103, am trecut la fapte. Am mers \u00een sat la unchiul Nicu, un b\u0103tr\u00e2n fost topograf cunoscut pentru firea lui \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat\u0103 \u0219i pentru h\u0103r\u021bile sale precise ca bisturiul. I-am explicat totul, iar el doar a dat din cap:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Aha. A\u0219a ceva nu se face. Hai cu mine.<\/p>\n
\u00cen aceea\u0219i zi, cu o trus\u0103 veche de m\u0103sur\u0103tori \u0219i h\u00e2rtii \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, am revenit \u00eempreun\u0103 pe teren. Unchiul Nicu a plantat \u021b\u0103ru\u0219i, a m\u0103surat, a f\u0103cut poze, \u0219i a schi\u021bat totul pe h\u00e2rtie, \u00een lini\u0219te. C\u00e2nd a terminat, mi-a \u00eenm\u00e2nat plan\u0219a.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Uite, drag\u0103. Gardul lui e 85 de centimetri pe terenul t\u0103u. Iar aici, exact \u00een dreptul geamului, a \u00eenc\u0103lcat legea. \u00ce\u021bi dau \u0219i semn\u0103tura.<\/p>\n
Cu dovada \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, m-am dus la Prim\u0103rie. Am depus sesizarea \u0219i n-am spus nimic vecinului. Am l\u0103sat t\u0103cerea s\u0103-l road\u0103.<\/p>\n
Trei zile mai t\u00e2rziu, au venit inspectorii. I-au cerut actele. L-au \u00eentrebat de autoriza\u021bii. El s-a \u00eenro\u0219it, s-a b\u00e2lb\u00e2it, apoi a dat vina pe \u201eo \u00een\u021belegere verbal\u0103 cu fostul proprietar\u201d. Dar f\u0103r\u0103 acte, f\u0103r\u0103 autoriza\u021bie \u0219i cu m\u0103sur\u0103tori clare, inspectorii au fost de neclintit.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Domnule, gardul trebuie d\u0103r\u00e2mat integral. Ave\u021bi \u0219apte zile.<\/p>\n
\u0218apte zile mai t\u00e2rziu, \u00een zorii unei duminici, am auzit sc\u00e2ndurile c\u0103z\u00e2nd una c\u00e2te una. L-am privit din umbr\u0103 pe vecin cum d\u0103 jos, \u00een t\u0103cere, ce construise cu at\u00e2ta arogan\u021b\u0103. Era ud de transpira\u021bie, nervos, dar nu mai avea ce face. Autorit\u0103\u021bile \u00eei t\u0103iaser\u0103 av\u00e2ntul.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd gardul a disp\u0103rut cu totul, lumina dimine\u021bii a intrat din nou \u00een sufragerie. Soarele se reflecta \u00een geam, iar copacii \u00eemi z\u00e2mbeau dincolo de curte. Pentru prima dat\u0103 de c\u00e2nd ne mutaser\u0103m, sim\u021beam c\u0103 e casa noastr\u0103 cu adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n
La o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 dup\u0103, l-am v\u0103zut pe vecin \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii mele. \u021ainea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 o sticl\u0103 de vin \u0219i o cutie cu pr\u0103jituri.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u\u2026 am exagerat. Poate\u2026 putem \u00eencepe de la zero?<\/p>\n
L-am privit un moment lung, apoi i-am z\u00e2mbit:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Poate. Dar f\u0103r\u0103 garduri \u00eentre oameni, da?<\/p>\n
A plecat capul, jenat. \u0218i poate c\u0103 \u00een acel moment a \u00een\u021beles: nu banii sau influen\u021ba \u00ee\u021bi dau dreptul peste ceilal\u021bi. Ci respectul. \u0218i uneori, o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 rulet\u0103 de topograf \u0219i un pic de curaj rom\u00e2nesc fac mai mult dec\u00e2t orice avocat.<\/p>\n
Pentru c\u0103 \u00een \u021bara asta, oric\u00e2t de mic ar fi omul, dac\u0103 e pe dreptul lui, nu-l d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 niciun gard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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