{"id":27105,"date":"2026-07-24T09:31:29","date_gmt":"2026-07-24T09:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=27105"},"modified":"2026-07-24T09:31:29","modified_gmt":"2026-07-24T09:31:29","slug":"in-timp-ce-ma-relaxam-pe-plaja-o-tanara-necunoscuta-s-a-apropiat-de-mine-m-a-facut-hipopotam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=27105","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen timp ce m\u0103 relaxam pe plaj\u0103, o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 necunoscut\u0103 s-a apropiat de mine, m-a f\u0103cut \u201ehipopotam\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"497\" data-end=\"531\">Am r\u0103mas c\u00e2teva secunde nemi\u0219cat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"549\">Fata \u00eenc\u0103 r\u00e2dea.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"593\">Prietenele ei filmau totul cu telefoanele.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"641\">So\u021bul meu, Vlad, \u00ee\u0219i \u0219tergea lacrimile de r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"686\">\u2014 Hai, nu te sup\u0103ra&#8230; a fost doar o glum\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"705\">M-am uitat la el.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"707\" data-end=\"742\">Dou\u0103zeci \u0219i doi de ani de c\u0103snicie.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"757\">Dou\u0103 sarcini.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"826\">Zeci de concedii \u00een care eu aveam grij\u0103 de copii, iar el se distra.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"881\">Sute de seri \u00een care \u00eel a\u0219teptasem cu m\u00e2ncarea cald\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"893\">\u0218i acum&#8230;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"918\">\u00cen fa\u021ba unor str\u0103ini&#8230;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"971\">R\u00e2dea de femeia care \u00eei fusese al\u0103turi toat\u0103 via\u021ba.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"973\" data-end=\"1006\">M-am ridicat \u00eencet de pe \u0219ezlong.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1025\">Fata a continuat:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1052\">\u2014 Vai, chiar s-a sup\u0103rat!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1074\">M-am apropiat de ea.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1104\">Toat\u0103 lumea a f\u0103cut lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1138\">\u2014 C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai? am \u00eentrebat calm.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1159\">\u2014 Dou\u0103zeci \u0219i trei.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1187\">\u2014 \u0218i c\u00e2\u021bi copii ai n\u0103scut?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1207\">A r\u0103mas surprins\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1220\">\u2014 Niciunul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1246\">\u2014 C\u00e2te opera\u021bii ai avut?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1258\">\u2014 Niciuna.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1260\" data-end=\"1320\">\u2014 C\u00e2te nop\u021bi ai stat l\u00e2ng\u0103 un copil cu febr\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 dormi?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1335\">Nu a r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1347\">Am z\u00e2mbit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1387\">\u2014 Corpul meu nu este rezultatul lenei.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1412\">Este rezultatul vie\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1433\">Am f\u0103cut doi copii.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1464\">Am trecut prin dou\u0103 opera\u021bii.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1476\">Am muncit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1492\">Am \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1566\">\u0218i nu-mi este ru\u0219ine de niciun kilogram care spune povestea acestor ani.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1568\" data-end=\"1605\">Pe plaj\u0103 se f\u0103cuse o lini\u0219te deplin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1634\">M-am \u00eentors apoi spre Vlad.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1666\">\u2014 Dar de tine \u00eemi este ru\u0219ine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1668\" data-end=\"1698\">Fa\u021ba lui s-a schimbat imediat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1726\">\u2014 Hai s\u0103 discut\u0103m acas\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1733\">\u2014 Nu.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1757\">M-ai umilit \u00een public.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1759\" data-end=\"1795\">R\u0103spunsul \u00eel prime\u0219ti tot \u00een public.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1815\">Am scos telefonul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1817\" data-end=\"1845\">Am deschis aplica\u021bia b\u0103ncii.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1847\" data-end=\"1872\">Apoi i-am \u00eentins ecranul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1874\" data-end=\"1895\">\u2014 Vezi contul acesta?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1911\">A dat din cap.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"2013\">\u2014 Este contul \u00een care intr\u0103 chiria celor dou\u0103 apartamente pe care le-am mo\u0219tenit de la p\u0103rin\u021bii mei.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2015\" data-end=\"2034\">Fa\u021ba lui s-a albit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2041\">\u2014 \u0218i?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2043\" data-end=\"2159\">\u2014 \u0218i este singurul motiv pentru care \u00een ultimii opt ani \u021bi-ai permis s\u0103 schimbi trei ma\u0219ini \u0219i s\u0103 mergi \u00een concedii.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2187\">To\u021bi cei din jur ascultau.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2189\" data-end=\"2236\">\u2014 Tu le-ai spus tuturor c\u0103 tu \u00eentre\u021bii familia.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2238\" data-end=\"2319\">Adev\u0103rul este c\u0103 jum\u0103tate din cheltuielile noastre au fost pl\u0103tite din banii mei.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2321\" data-end=\"2378\">Iar salariul t\u0103u l-ai cheltuit aproape numai pentru tine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2380\" data-end=\"2406\">Vlad a \u00eenceput s\u0103 b\u00e2lb\u00e2ie:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2408\" data-end=\"2435\">\u2014 Nu&#8230; nu este momentul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2469\">\u2014 Ba exact acesta este momentul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2471\" data-end=\"2510\">M-am uitat spre fata care m\u0103 insultase.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2512\" data-end=\"2537\">\u2014 Ai r\u00e2s de aspectul meu.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2603\">Dar omul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine a r\u00e2s de femeia care i-a construit via\u021ba.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2616\">Crede-m\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2618\" data-end=\"2671\">Asta este mult mai ur\u00e2t dec\u00e2t orice kilogram \u00een plus.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2673\" data-end=\"2700\">Fata \u0219i-a cobor\u00e2t privirea.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2702\" data-end=\"2741\">Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde a venit l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2743\" data-end=\"2760\">\u2014 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u&#8230;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2762\" data-end=\"2775\">N-am \u0219tiut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"2789\">I-am z\u00e2mbit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2791\" data-end=\"2852\">\u2014 Data viitoare \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 nu judeci oamenii dup\u0103 cum arat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2854\" data-end=\"2890\">Nu \u0219tii niciodat\u0103 prin ce au trecut.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2892\" data-end=\"2925\">Vlad a \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 ia de m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2927\" data-end=\"2950\">Am f\u0103cut un pas \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2952\" data-end=\"2970\">Mi-am luat geanta.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2972\" data-end=\"2981\">Prosopul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2983\" data-end=\"2998\">Cheile ma\u0219inii.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3000\" data-end=\"3013\">\u2014 Unde pleci?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3015\" data-end=\"3084\">\u2014 \u00centr-un loc unde nu trebuie s\u0103-mi fie ru\u0219ine de omul de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3086\" data-end=\"3119\">Am plecat f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 uit \u00een urm\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3121\" data-end=\"3162\">Dou\u0103 luni mai t\u00e2rziu, divor\u021bul era depus.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3164\" data-end=\"3276\">Iar \u00een ziua \u00een care am ie\u0219it din tribunal, m-am privit pentru prima dat\u0103 dup\u0103 mul\u021bi ani \u00een oglind\u0103 \u0219i am z\u00e2mbit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3278\" data-end=\"3300\">Nu pentru c\u0103 sl\u0103bisem.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3302\" data-end=\"3370\">Ci pentru c\u0103 sc\u0103pasem de singura greutate care m\u0103 ap\u0103sa cu adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3372\" data-end=\"3445\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Omul care r\u00e2dea atunci c\u00e2nd lumea \u00eencerca s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 simt mai mic\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am r\u0103mas c\u00e2teva secunde nemi\u0219cat\u0103. Fata \u00eenc\u0103 r\u00e2dea. Prietenele ei filmau totul cu telefoanele. So\u021bul meu, Vlad, \u00ee\u0219i \u0219tergea lacrimile de r\u00e2s. \u2014 Hai, nu te sup\u0103ra&#8230; a fost doar o glum\u0103. M-am uitat la el. Dou\u0103zeci \u0219i doi de ani de c\u0103snicie. Dou\u0103 sarcini. Zeci de concedii \u00een care eu aveam grij\u0103 de copii, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":26577,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povesti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27105"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27106,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27105\/revisions\/27106"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/26577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}