{"id":2726,"date":"2025-08-02T14:07:37","date_gmt":"2025-08-02T14:07:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2025-08-02T14:07:37","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T14:07:37","slug":"proaspetii-casatoriti-in-pat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=2726","title":{"rendered":"Proaspe\u021bii c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi \u00een pat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"124\"><strong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"124\">Merit\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eentrebi so\u021bia c\u00e2\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi a avut \u00eenaintea ta? Nu \u0219tiu, dar eroul acestei pove\u0219ti amuzante chiar a f\u0103cut-o\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"126\" data-end=\"164\">Cite\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. E foarte haios!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"293\">Un cuplu t\u00e2n\u0103r, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103torit, se afl\u0103 \u00een pat. Ilustra\u021bie \u00een stil pop-art. Ca \u00eentr-un comic. So\u021b \u0219i so\u021bie, \u00een a\u0219ternuturi.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"477\">\u00centr-o rela\u021bie, mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu, apar tot felul de \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Unele sunt ipotetice \u2013 \u201ece ai face dac\u0103 mi s-ar \u00eent\u00e2mpla ceva grav?\u201d, altele sunt personale \u0219i mai sensibile.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"715\">Una dintre cele mai comune \u00eentreb\u0103ri la \u00eenceputul unei rela\u021bii, mai ales din partea b\u0103rba\u021bilor, este legat\u0103 de trecutul romantic al partenerei: c\u00e2\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi a avut \u00eenainte. Nu e mereu o conversa\u021bie confortabil\u0103, dar apare destul de des.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"897\">\u00cen aceast\u0103 glum\u0103, un b\u0103rbat \u0219i o femeie trec printr-o astfel de situa\u021bie\u2026 dus\u0103 la extrem. Ca s\u0103 \u00een\u021belegi poanta, trebuie s\u0103 cite\u0219ti p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. Finalul chiar te va face s\u0103 r\u00e2zi!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"1052\">Proaspe\u021bii c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi sunt \u00een pat, iar so\u021bul, curios, o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u021bie c\u00e2\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi a avut \u00eenainte. Femeia nu r\u0103spunde, ci prive\u0219te tavanul \u00een t\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1159\">El insist\u0103: \u201eSpune-mi, nu e nicio problem\u0103. C\u00e2\u021bi au fost?\u201d Dar ea continu\u0103 s\u0103 tac\u0103, ochii tot spre tavan.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1304\">V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 a incomodat-o, b\u0103rbatul \u00ee\u0219i cere scuze: \u201eIart\u0103-m\u0103, nu voiam s\u0103 te sup\u0103r. Doar c\u0103 mi-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 avem o rela\u021bie sincer\u0103 \u0219i deschis\u0103\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1306\" data-end=\"1390\">Ea tot nu zice nimic. So\u021bul, resemnat, ofteaz\u0103: \u201eE \u00een regul\u0103, te rog, nu te sup\u0103ra\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1392\" data-end=\"1493\">Ca s\u0103 o lini\u0219teasc\u0103, o ia \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i o s\u0103rut\u0103 tandru, vr\u00e2nd s\u0103-i arate c\u0103 nu e sup\u0103rat, doar curios.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1495\" data-end=\"1648\">Atunci, \u00een mijlocul momentului de tandre\u021be, ea se uit\u0103 la el cu un aer vizibil iritat \u0219i exclam\u0103:<br data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1595\" \/><strong data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1648\">\u201eHai, las\u0103-m\u0103! M-ai f\u0103cut s\u0103 pierd num\u0103r\u0103toarea!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1650\" data-end=\"1730\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Distribuie pe Facebook dac\u0103 \u021bi-a adus un z\u00e2mbet \u0219i f\u0103 \u0219i altcuiva ziua mai bun\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Merit\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eentrebi so\u021bia c\u00e2\u021bi b\u0103rba\u021bi a avut \u00eenaintea ta? Nu \u0219tiu, dar eroul acestei pove\u0219ti amuzante chiar a f\u0103cut-o\u2026 Cite\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t. E foarte haios! Un cuplu t\u00e2n\u0103r, proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103torit, se afl\u0103 \u00een pat. Ilustra\u021bie \u00een stil pop-art. Ca \u00eentr-un comic. So\u021b \u0219i so\u021bie, \u00een a\u0219ternuturi. \u00centr-o rela\u021bie, mai devreme sau mai t\u00e2rziu, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2727,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2728,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions\/2728"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}