{"id":27494,"date":"2026-08-03T07:07:10","date_gmt":"2026-08-03T07:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=27494"},"modified":"2026-08-03T07:07:10","modified_gmt":"2026-08-03T07:07:10","slug":"eu-sunt-barbat-nu-bancomat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=27494","title":{"rendered":"\u201eEu sunt b\u0103rbat, nu bancomat!\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2340\">\u00cen fa\u021ba lui nu se afla nicio farfurie preg\u0103tit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2342\" data-end=\"2429\">Pe mas\u0103 era a\u0219ezat\u0103 o singur\u0103 por\u021bie de toc\u0103ni\u021b\u0103, un co\u0219 cu p\u00e2ine \u0219i un dosar albastru.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2431\" data-end=\"2479\">Daria \u0219i-a tras lini\u0219tit\u0103 scaunul \u0219i s-a a\u0219ezat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2481\" data-end=\"2534\">\u2014 Po\u021bi s\u0103 iei loc&#8230; dac\u0103 ai pl\u0103tit pentru masa asta.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2560\">Oleg a r\u00e2s batjocoritor.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2588\">\u2014 Hai, termin\u0103 cu teatrul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2590\" data-end=\"2627\">A \u00eentins m\u00e2na spre oala de pe aragaz.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2629\" data-end=\"2658\">Daria i-a pus capacul la loc.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2660\" data-end=\"2665\">\u2014 Nu.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2667\" data-end=\"2716\">El a r\u0103mas c\u00e2teva secunde privind-o ne\u00eencrez\u0103tor.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2718\" data-end=\"2733\">\u2014 Cum adic\u0103 nu?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2735\" data-end=\"2896\">\u2014 Exact a\u0219a. Toc\u0103ni\u021ba asta am cump\u0103rat-o din banii mei. Carnea, legumele, condimentele, gazul cu care am g\u0103tit \u0219i apartamentul \u00een care stai sunt pl\u0103tite de mine.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2898\" data-end=\"2927\">Oleg \u0219i-a \u00eencruci\u0219at bra\u021bele.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2929\" data-end=\"2974\">\u2014 Serios? Ai ajuns s\u0103-mi numeri \u00eembuc\u0103turile?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2976\" data-end=\"3000\">\u2014 Nu. Doar cheltuielile.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3042\">A deschis dosarul \u0219i i-a \u00eempins o foaie.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3044\" data-end=\"3057\">Era un tabel.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3059\" data-end=\"3222\">\u00cen el erau trecute toate pl\u0103\u021bile din ultimele dou\u0103 luni: \u00eentre\u021binerea, curentul, gazele, internetul, cump\u0103r\u0103turile, produsele de cur\u0103\u021benie \u0219i ratele la apartament.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3224\" data-end=\"3265\">\u00cen dreptul contribu\u021biei lui scria simplu:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3267\" data-end=\"3277\"><strong data-start=\"3267\" data-end=\"3277\">0 lei.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3279\" data-end=\"3306\">Oleg a \u00eempins foaia \u00eenapoi.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3308\" data-end=\"3330\">\u2014 Nu m\u0103 impresioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3332\" data-end=\"3339\">\u2014 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3341\" data-end=\"3375\">Daria a scos apoi un alt document.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3377\" data-end=\"3491\">\u2014 Acesta este contractul de proprietate. Apartamentul este exclusiv pe numele meu. Tu ai domiciliul \u00een alt\u0103 parte.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3493\" data-end=\"3543\">Pentru prima dat\u0103, expresia lui Oleg s-a schimbat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3545\" data-end=\"3550\">\u2014 \u0218i?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3552\" data-end=\"3614\">\u2014 \u0218i \u00eencep\u00e2nd din aceast\u0103 sear\u0103 nu mai locuie\u0219ti aici gratuit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3616\" data-end=\"3638\">El a izbucnit din nou.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3640\" data-end=\"3696\">\u2014 Mama are nevoie de bani! Tu ai serviciu, c\u00e2\u0219tigi bine!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3698\" data-end=\"3761\">\u2014 \u0218i eu am nevoie de un partener, nu de un chiria\u0219 f\u0103r\u0103 chirie.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3763\" data-end=\"3800\">Camera a r\u0103mas t\u0103cut\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3802\" data-end=\"3815\">\u2014 Ai de ales.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3817\" data-end=\"3850\">Ea a \u00eempins spre el dou\u0103 plicuri.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3852\" data-end=\"3868\">Pe primul scria:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3870\" data-end=\"3913\"><strong data-start=\"3870\" data-end=\"3913\">&#8222;Contribu\u021bie la cheltuielile familiei.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3915\" data-end=\"3928\">Pe al doilea:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3930\" data-end=\"3958\"><strong data-start=\"3930\" data-end=\"3958\">&#8222;Cheile apartamentului.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"3960\" data-end=\"4044\">\u2014 Dac\u0103 alegi primul plic, r\u0103m\u00e2nem \u0219i construim o familie \u00een care am\u00e2ndoi contribuim.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4046\" data-end=\"4163\">Dac\u0103 alegi al doilea, \u00ee\u021bi iei lucrurile \u00een seara asta \u0219i mergi s\u0103 locuie\u0219ti cu mama ta, c\u0103 tot acolo ajung banii t\u0103i.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4165\" data-end=\"4193\">Oleg a \u00eencercat s\u0103 bluffeze.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4195\" data-end=\"4214\">\u2014 Nu plec nic\u0103ieri.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4216\" data-end=\"4239\">Daria a luat telefonul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4241\" data-end=\"4413\">\u2014 Atunci chem un l\u0103c\u0103tu\u0219 m\u00e2ine diminea\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 schimb yala, iar lucrurile tale le vei g\u0103si \u00eempachetate la u\u0219\u0103. Din punct de vedere legal, nu am nicio obliga\u021bie s\u0103 te \u00eentre\u021bin.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4415\" data-end=\"4486\">V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu glume\u0219te, el a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se plimbe nervos prin buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4488\" data-end=\"4528\">\u2014 Pentru ni\u0219te bani distrugi o c\u0103snicie?<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4530\" data-end=\"4552\">Daria l-a privit calm.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4554\" data-end=\"4676\">\u2014 Nu. C\u0103snicia ai distrus-o tu \u00een ziua \u00een care ai decis c\u0103 salariul t\u0103u este doar al t\u0103u, iar salariul meu este al nostru.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4678\" data-end=\"4707\">A urmat o lini\u0219te ap\u0103s\u0103toare.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4709\" data-end=\"4753\">Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute, Oleg a mers \u00een dormitor.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4755\" data-end=\"4779\">S-a \u00eentors cu un troler.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4781\" data-end=\"4866\">A pus cheile apartamentului pe mas\u0103 \u0219i, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai spun\u0103 nimic, \u0219i-a adunat hainele.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4868\" data-end=\"4903\">\u00cenainte s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103, s-a \u00eentors.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4905\" data-end=\"4920\">\u2014 O s\u0103 regre\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4922\" data-end=\"4951\">Daria a \u00eenchis \u00eencet dosarul.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"4953\" data-end=\"5051\">\u2014 Singurul lucru pe care \u00eel regret este c\u0103 n-am avut curajul s\u0103 fac asta cu dou\u0103 luni mai devreme.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"5053\" data-end=\"5080\">U\u0219a s-a \u00eenchis \u00een urma lui.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"5082\" data-end=\"5142\">Pentru prima dat\u0103 dup\u0103 mult timp, \u00een apartament era lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"5144\" data-end=\"5226\">Daria \u0219i-a turnat toc\u0103ni\u021ba \u00een farfurie, s-a a\u0219ezat la mas\u0103 \u0219i a m\u00e2ncat \u00een lini\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"5228\" data-end=\"5273\">Nu pentru c\u0103 \u00eei disp\u0103ruser\u0103 toate problemele.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"5275\" data-end=\"5372\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Ci pentru c\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, \u00eencetase s\u0103 mai \u00eentre\u021bin\u0103 un om care nu se purtase niciodat\u0103 ca un so\u021b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen fa\u021ba lui nu se afla nicio farfurie preg\u0103tit\u0103. Pe mas\u0103 era a\u0219ezat\u0103 o singur\u0103 por\u021bie de toc\u0103ni\u021b\u0103, un co\u0219 cu p\u00e2ine \u0219i un dosar albastru. Daria \u0219i-a tras lini\u0219tit\u0103 scaunul \u0219i s-a a\u0219ezat. \u2014 Po\u021bi s\u0103 iei loc&#8230; dac\u0103 ai pl\u0103tit pentru masa asta. Oleg a r\u00e2s batjocoritor. \u2014 Hai, termin\u0103 cu teatrul. 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