{"id":29796,"date":"2026-10-17T06:55:44","date_gmt":"2026-10-17T06:55:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=29796"},"modified":"2026-10-17T06:55:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-17T06:55:44","slug":"am-intarziat-la-ziua-de-nastere-a-sotului-meu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=29796","title":{"rendered":"Am \u00eent\u00e2rziat la ziua de na\u0219tere a so\u021bului meu."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So\u021bul meu, <strong>Viktor<\/strong>, citi foaia \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi se uit\u0103 la mine.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani de c\u0103snicie, nu avea nicio replic\u0103 preg\u0103tit\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alexandra&#8230; ce este asta?<\/p>\n<p>Am luat \u00eencet paharul cu ap\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218tii s\u0103 cite\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2\u021biva invita\u021bi \u00eencetaser\u0103 deja s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Femeia t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 care f\u0103cuse gluma despre pr\u0103jituri \u00ee\u0219i cobor\u00ee privirea.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor \u00eemp\u0103turi h\u00e2rtia.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Putem discuta acas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sa\u0219a&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu-mi mai spune a\u0219a.<\/p>\n<p>Vocea mea nu era ridicat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Tocmai asta \u00eel nelini\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ai vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 distrezi pe mine \u0219i pe prietenii t\u0103i \u00een seara asta. Continu\u0103. Este ziua ta.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor se ridic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce ai f\u0103cut?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Exact ceea ce am am\u00e2nat dou\u0103 luni.<\/p>\n<p>Plicul con\u021binea notificarea oficial\u0103 c\u0103 avocatul meu ini\u021biase procedurile necesare pentru separarea noastr\u0103 \u0219i pentru clarificarea bunurilor pe care le aveam \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Nu era un divor\u021b magic ob\u021binut \u00een optsprezece minute.<\/p>\n<p>Nu a\u0219a func\u021bionau lucrurile.<\/p>\n<p>Dar era dovada c\u0103, dup\u0103 luni de preg\u0103tire \u0219i consult\u0103ri, eu \u00eencetasem \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it s\u0103 m\u0103 mai r\u0103zg\u00e2ndesc.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u2014 E o glum\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103 Viktor.<\/p>\n<p>Am privit \u00een jur.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu. Glumele sunt specialitatea ta.<\/p>\n<p>Nimeni nu r\u00e2se.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor \u00ee\u0219i str\u00e2nse maxilarul.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru c\u0103 am spus ceva \u00eenainte s\u0103 ajungi?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Atunci pentru ce?<\/p>\n<p>Am scos telefonul \u0219i l-am pus pe mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru ultimii opt ani.<\/p>\n<p>Fa\u021ba lui se schimb\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 \u0219tia.<\/p>\n<p>Nu plecam din cauza unei singure propozi\u021bii auzite printr-o u\u0219\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Propozi\u021bia aceea fusese doar ultima.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00cen ultimii ani, Viktor transformase umilin\u021ba \u00eentr-un ritual.<\/p>\n<p>Mai \u00eent\u00e2i glume despre greutatea mea.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi despre v\u00e2rst\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Despre haine.<\/p>\n<p>Despre faptul c\u0103 \u201enu mai eram femeia cu care se c\u0103s\u0103torise\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen public spunea c\u0103 glume\u0219te.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen privat \u00eemi explica faptul c\u0103 devenisem \u201eprea sensibil\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 m\u0103 sup\u0103ram, problema era reac\u021bia mea.<\/p>\n<p>Niciodat\u0103 cuvintele lui.<\/p>\n<p>Cu dou\u0103 luni \u00eenainte, dup\u0103 o cin\u0103 la care \u00eemi spusese \u00een fa\u021ba altor oameni c\u0103 ar\u0103tam \u201eca o m\u0103tu\u0219\u0103 obosit\u0103\u201d, \u00eel sunasem pentru prima dat\u0103 pe Andrei Grigorievici.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00eei cerusem s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 nimic.<\/p>\n<p>Doar voiam s\u0103 \u0219tiu ce op\u021biuni aveam.<\/p>\n<p>Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpla cu apartamentul.<\/p>\n<p>Cu economiile.<\/p>\n<p>Cu firma.<\/p>\n<p>Cu bunurile dob\u00e2ndite \u00een timpul c\u0103sniciei.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i, mai ales, voiam s\u0103 \u0219tiu dac\u0103 dup\u0103 aproape trei decenii mai aveam puterea s\u0103 plec.<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spunsul avocatului fusese simplu:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Puterea juridic\u0103 \u0219i curajul personal sunt dou\u0103 lucruri diferite, Alexandra Vasilievna. Eu v\u0103 pot explica prima parte. A doua v\u0103 apar\u021bine.<\/p>\n<p>Timp de dou\u0103 luni nu g\u0103sisem acea a doua parte.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een seara aceea.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Viktor arunc\u0103 plicul pe mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ai preg\u0103tit asta pe ascuns?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Da.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ca s\u0103 m\u0103 umile\u0219ti de ziua mea?<\/p>\n<p>Aproape am r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu \u0219tiam c\u0103 o s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti despre mine \u00eenainte s\u0103 intru.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Atunci de ce tocmai ast\u0103zi?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru c\u0103 ast\u0103zi te-am auzit.<\/p>\n<p>M-am uitat direct la el.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218i pentru prima dat\u0103 m-am auzit \u0219i pe mine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 st\u0103team pe hol cu un tort de unsprezece kilograme f\u0103cut pentru tine de la patru diminea\u021ba, \u00een timp ce tu le spuneai oamenilor c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi este ru\u0219ine cu mine.<\/p>\n<p>T\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218i mi-am dat seama c\u00e2t de absurd\u0103 devenise via\u021ba mea.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Unul dintre prietenii lui, <strong>Mihail<\/strong>, \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 intervin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Haide\u021bi, sunte\u021bi am\u00e2ndoi nervo\u0219i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M-am \u00eentors spre el.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tu ai r\u00e2s?<\/p>\n<p>T\u0103cu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Te-am \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 ai r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0219i cobor\u00ee privirea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Da.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Atunci nu-mi explica tu c\u0103 eu sunt nervoas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>N-a mai spus nimic.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Am plecat \u00eenainte s\u0103 fie t\u0103iat tortul.<\/p>\n<p>Nu l-am distrus.<\/p>\n<p>Nu l-am aruncat pe Viktor.<\/p>\n<p>Nu am f\u0103cut o scen\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Le-am spus angaja\u021bilor restaurantului s\u0103-l serveasc\u0103 invita\u021bilor.<\/p>\n<p>Muncisem prea mult la el ca s\u0103-l arunc din cauza unui om care nu \u0219tia s\u0103 respecte persoana care \u00eel f\u0103cuse.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi am plecat.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00cen diminea\u021ba urm\u0103toare, Viktor era la u\u0219a apartamentului surorii mele, unde r\u0103m\u0103sesem peste noapte.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Trebuie s\u0103 vorbim.<\/p>\n<p>Sora mea, <strong>Elena<\/strong>, m\u0103 privi.<\/p>\n<p>Decizia era a mea.<\/p>\n<p>Am ie\u0219it pe hol.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor p\u0103rea c\u0103 nu dormise.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Retrage tot.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alexandra, avem dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu po\u021bi arunca dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani pentru o glum\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am respirat ad\u00e2nc.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu arunc dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani.<\/p>\n<p>Am f\u0103cut o pauz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Refuz s\u0103 arunc \u0219i urm\u0103torii dou\u0103zeci.<\/p>\n<p>A t\u0103cut.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Apoi veni partea pe care o a\u0219teptam.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dar unde o s\u0103 mergi?<\/p>\n<p>M-am uitat la el.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Apartamentul este pe numele meu. Firma este a mea. Ma\u0219ina&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Opre\u0219te-te.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru prima dat\u0103, am z\u00e2mbit.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 De aceea am vorbit cu avocatul \u00eenainte s\u0103 plec.<\/p>\n<p>Expresia lui se schimb\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor fusese at\u00e2t de obi\u0219nuit s\u0103 controleze banii, \u00eenc\u00e2t ajunsese s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 tot ceea ce administra \u00eei apar\u021binea exclusiv.<\/p>\n<p>Dar realitatea juridic\u0103 trebuia stabilit\u0103 din documente, nu din afirma\u021biile lui.<\/p>\n<p>Apartamentul fusese cump\u0103rat \u00een timpul c\u0103sniciei.<\/p>\n<p>O parte din capitalul ini\u021bial al firmei provenise din bani pe care \u00eei primisem de la tat\u0103l meu \u0219i care fuseser\u0103 documenta\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Mai existau conturi, economii \u0219i alte bunuri ce trebuiau analizate de profesioni\u0219ti.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u00eei spuneam c\u0103 \u201ejum\u0103tate este a mea\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Nu \u0219tiam \u00eenc\u0103 exact ce \u00eemi revenea.<\/p>\n<p>Dar \u0219tiam ceva mult mai important:<\/p>\n<p><strong>nu plecam cu o valiz\u0103 doar pentru c\u0103 Viktor \u00eemi spusese ani \u00eentregi c\u0103 totul era al lui.<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u2014 Ai pl\u0103nuit s\u0103-mi iei firma? \u00eentreb\u0103 el.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Atunci ce vrei?<\/p>\n<p>\u00centrebarea aceea m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103-l privesc lung.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani, Viktor \u00eenc\u0103 presupunea c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 vreau ceva de la el.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Respect.<\/p>\n<p>A r\u00e2s amar.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru asta divor\u021bezi?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu.<\/p>\n<p>M-am apropiat.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Divor\u021bez pentru c\u0103 am \u00eencetat s\u0103 mai cred c\u0103 \u00eel voi primi de la tine.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Urm\u0103toarele luni nu au fost spectaculoase.<\/p>\n<p>Au fost obositoare.<\/p>\n<p>Avoca\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Documente.<\/p>\n<p>Extrase.<\/p>\n<p>Evalu\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>Discu\u021bii despre propriet\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centreb\u0103ri incomode.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor a \u00eencercat la \u00eenceput s\u0103 transforme totul \u00eentr-un r\u0103zboi.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi a realizat c\u0103 eu p\u0103strasem documente.<\/p>\n<p>Nu pentru a-l distruge.<\/p>\n<p>Ci pentru c\u0103, \u00een ultimii doi ani, \u00eencepusem s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg c\u00e2t de pu\u021bin \u0219tiam despre propria noastr\u0103 situa\u021bie financiar\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Avocatul meu verificase lucrurile \u00eenainte s\u0103 facem orice afirma\u021bie.<\/p>\n<p>Nu ascunsesem bani.<\/p>\n<p>Nu golisem conturi.<\/p>\n<p>Nu transferasem propriet\u0103\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Pur \u0219i simplu \u00eencetasem s\u0103 semnez ceea ce Viktor \u00eemi punea \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 citesc.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Dar surpriza cea mai mare a venit de la fiul nostru, <strong>Anton<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Avea dou\u0103zeci \u0219i patru de ani.<\/p>\n<p>M-a sunat dup\u0103 aproape o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mam\u0103, pot s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sigur.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 De c\u00e2t timp face tata glumele astea?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 De ani.<\/p>\n<p>T\u0103cu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 De ce n-ai spus nimic?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru c\u0103 voi le auzea\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Din nou t\u0103cere.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n<p>Vocea i se fr\u00e2nse.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218i eu am r\u00e2s uneori.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-au dat lacrimile.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Da.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu, mam\u0103. Nu cred c\u0103 \u0219tii.<\/p>\n<p>Inspir\u0103 ad\u00e2nc.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Credeam c\u0103 dac\u0103 tu z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 este \u00een regul\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Asta m-a durut.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru c\u0103 era adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n<p>Ani \u00eentregi \u00eemi ascunsesem umilin\u021ba at\u00e2t de bine, \u00eenc\u00e2t \u00eei \u00eenv\u0103\u021basem pe cei din jur c\u0103 era acceptabil\u0103.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Trei luni mai t\u00e2rziu, Viktor m-a rugat s\u0103 ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim.<\/p>\n<p>\u00centr-o cafenea.<\/p>\n<p>Loc public.<\/p>\n<p>Am acceptat.<\/p>\n<p>Sl\u0103bise.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 merg la un psiholog, spuse.<\/p>\n<p>Nu am r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anton nu prea mai vorbe\u0219te cu mine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Prietenii&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se opri.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce-i cu ei?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aproape nimeni dintre cei care r\u00e2deau \u00een seara aceea nu m-a mai sunat dup\u0103 ce a aflat c\u0103 ne desp\u0103r\u021bim.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Interesant.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor \u00ee\u0219i frec\u0103 m\u00e2inile.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cred c\u0103 eram un om foarte amuzant c\u00e2t timp glumele erau pe seama ta.<\/p>\n<p>Nu am spus nimic.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, Alexandra.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru seara aceea?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru multe seri.<\/p>\n<p>A fost prima scuz\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103 pe care mi-o oferise.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i am acceptat-o.<\/p>\n<p>Dar acceptarea unei scuze nu este acela\u0219i lucru cu anularea consecin\u021belor.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u2014 Mai avem vreo \u0219ans\u0103? \u00eentreb\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>L-am privit.<\/p>\n<p>Nu-l uram.<\/p>\n<p>Poate c\u0103 asta l-ar fi surprins.<\/p>\n<p>Dar nu-l uram.<\/p>\n<p>Aveam \u00een mine dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani de amintiri.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0219terea copilului nostru.<\/p>\n<p>Vacan\u021be.<\/p>\n<p>Cr\u0103ciunuri.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenmorm\u00e2nt\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p>Dimine\u021bi frumoase.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i seri \u00een care m\u0103 f\u0103cuse s\u0103 m\u0103 simt mic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Toate erau adev\u0103rate \u00een acela\u0219i timp.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu \u0219tiu cine voi fi dup\u0103 ce se termin\u0103 asta, am spus. Dar vreau s\u0103 aflu f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fiu so\u021bia ta.<\/p>\n<p>Viktor \u00ee\u0219i cobor\u00ee privirea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u00cen\u021beleg.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru prima dat\u0103, cred c\u0103 chiar \u00een\u021belegea.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Procedurile au durat.<\/p>\n<p>Situa\u021bia financiar\u0103 s-a clarificat prin documente \u0219i acorduri negociate cu ajutor profesionist.<\/p>\n<p>Nu am primit tot ce credeam c\u0103 merit.<\/p>\n<p>Nici Viktor nu a pierdut totul.<\/p>\n<p>Via\u021ba real\u0103 rareori ofer\u0103 finaluri at\u00e2t de curate.<\/p>\n<p>Dar am plecat cu suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103-mi reconstruiesc via\u021ba \u0219i, mai important, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mai depind de aprobarea lui.<\/p>\n<p>Mi-am \u00eenchiriat pentru \u00eenceput un apartament mic.<\/p>\n<p>Avea un balcon.<\/p>\n<p>Prima mobil\u0103 pe care am cump\u0103rat-o a fost o mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Rotund\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Din lemn deschis.<\/p>\n<p>Elena m-a \u00eentrebat de ce tocmai o mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pentru c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 invit oameni care nu r\u00e2d c\u00e2nd cineva m\u0103 umile\u0219te.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>La aproape un an dup\u0103 acea aniversare, Anton a venit la mine cu o cutie.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce este?<\/p>\n<p>A pus-o pe mas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen\u0103untru era un tort.<\/p>\n<p>Mic.<\/p>\n<p>Str\u00e2mb.<\/p>\n<p>Glazura curgea \u00eentr-o parte.<\/p>\n<p>Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 L-ai f\u0103cut tu?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu comenta.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sunt impresionat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Am vrut s\u0103 fie cu vi\u0219ine.<\/p>\n<p>M-am oprit.<\/p>\n<p>\u00ce\u0219i amintea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mam\u0103, anul trecut ai f\u0103cut tortul tatei de la patru diminea\u021ba \u0219i nimeni nu \u021bi-a mul\u021bumit.<\/p>\n<p>Ochii mi se umplur\u0103 de lacrimi.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A\u0219a c\u0103 anul \u0103sta am f\u0103cut eu unul pentru tine.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dar nu e ziua mea.<\/p>\n<p>Anton z\u00e2mbi.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218tiu.<\/p>\n<p>A t\u0103iat dou\u0103 felii.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Uneori oamenii m\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 regret c\u0103 am intrat \u00een sala aceea dup\u0103 ce l-am sunat pe avocat.<\/p>\n<p>Nu.<\/p>\n<p>Aveam nevoie s\u0103 intru.<\/p>\n<p>Aveam nevoie s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219ez la aceea\u0219i mas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-l privesc pe Viktor \u00een timp ce plicul ajungea \u00een m\u00e2inile lui.<\/p>\n<p>Nu pentru r\u0103zbunare.<\/p>\n<p>Ci pentru mine.<\/p>\n<p>Pentru femeia care petrecuse ani \u00eentregi r\u00e2z\u00e2nd la glume care o r\u0103neau doar ca ceilal\u021bi s\u0103 nu se simt\u0103 incomod.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen seara aceea nu plicul galben l-a f\u0103cut pe Viktor s\u0103 p\u0103leasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ci faptul c\u0103 femeia despre care credea c\u0103 va suporta orice \u00eencetase, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it, s\u0103 mai suporte.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Iar eu am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat ceva ce mi-a\u0219 fi dorit s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg cu mul\u021bi ani \u00eenainte:<\/p>\n<p><strong>atunci c\u00e2nd cineva te umile\u0219te constant \u0219i nume\u0219te asta \u201eglum\u0103\u201d, problema nu este c\u0103 tu nu ai sim\u021bul umorului.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Uneori cel mai s\u0103n\u0103tos lucru pe care \u00eel po\u021bi face nu este s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti replica perfect\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Este s\u0103 te ridici de la mas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu mai fii niciodat\u0103 subiectul glumei lor.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u021bul meu, Viktor, citi foaia \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103. Apoi se uit\u0103 la mine. Pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een dou\u0103zeci \u0219i \u0219apte de ani de c\u0103snicie, nu avea nicio replic\u0103 preg\u0103tit\u0103. \u2014 Alexandra&#8230; ce este asta? Am luat \u00eencet paharul cu ap\u0103. \u2014 \u0218tii s\u0103 cite\u0219ti. C\u00e2\u021biva invita\u021bi \u00eencetaser\u0103 deja s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103. 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