M-am uitat calm la el.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eu? Nimic.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu te preface!<\/p>\n
Ar\u0103t\u0103 spre spatele pantalonilor.<\/p>\n
Atunci am v\u0103zut-o \u0219i eu din nou.<\/p>\n
O bucat\u0103 mare de h\u00e2rtie era lipit\u0103 de pantalonii lui.<\/p>\n
Pe ea scrisesem cu markerul pe care femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine \u00eel avea \u00een geant\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u201e\u00ceMI PARE R\u0102U DAC\u0102 MIROS. PICIOARELE MELE TREBUIE S\u0102 RESPIRE.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine \u00ee\u0219i mu\u0219ca buzele ca s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d\u0103.<\/p>\n B\u0103rbatul smulse h\u00e2rtia.<\/p>\n \u2014 E\u0219ti nebun\u0103?!<\/p>\n \u2014 Vorbi\u021bi mai \u00eencet, am spus. Oamenii \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 se odihneasc\u0103.<\/p>\n C\u00e2\u021biva pasageri au \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 din nou.<\/p>\n \u2014 Tu ai pus asta pe mine!<\/p>\n \u2014 Nu v-am atins.<\/p>\n \u0218i era adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n Nu-l atinsesem deloc.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd dormea, \u00eei prinsesem h\u00e2rtia de marginea unei p\u0103turi sub\u021biri pe care o avea aruncat\u0103 peste sp\u0103tar \u0219i care \u00eei r\u0103m\u0103sese ag\u0103\u021bat\u0103 \u00een spatele pantalonilor c\u00e2nd se ridicase.<\/p>\n Nu era cea mai matur\u0103 reac\u021bie din via\u021ba mea.<\/p>\n Dar, \u00een acel moment, trebuie s\u0103 recunosc c\u0103 mi se p\u0103ruse perfect\u0103.<\/p>\n \u2014 \u0218terge\u021bi orice fotografie! strig\u0103 el spre pasagerii din jur.<\/p>\n \u00censo\u021bitoarea de bord se apropie.<\/p>\n \u2014 Domnule, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 v\u0103 calma\u021bi.<\/p>\n \u2014 Femeia asta m-a umilit!<\/p>\n \u00censo\u021bitoarea se uit\u0103 la mine.<\/p>\n \u2014 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/p>\n \u00cenainte s\u0103 r\u0103spund, femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine interveni.<\/p>\n \u2014 De aproape o or\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i \u021bine picioarele goale pe cotiera ei.<\/p>\n B\u0103rbatul se \u00eentoarse spre ea.<\/p>\n \u2014 Nu este treaba ta.<\/p>\n \u2014 Ba a devenit treaba mea c\u00e2nd mirosul a ajuns \u0219i la scaunul meu.<\/p>\n Un b\u0103rbat de peste culoar ridic\u0103 m\u00e2na.<\/p>\n \u2014 Pot confirma.<\/p>\n Cineva din spate spuse:<\/p>\n \u2014 \u0218i eu.<\/p>\n Expresia b\u0103rbatului se schimb\u0103.<\/p>\n Nu mai era doar furios.<\/p>\n Era jenat.<\/p>\n \u2014 Am pus piciorul acolo c\u00e2teva minute.<\/p>\n M-am \u00eentors spre el.<\/p>\n \u2014 V-am rugat de dou\u0103 ori s\u0103-l lua\u021bi.<\/p>\n \u2014 \u0218i?<\/p>\n \u00censo\u021bitoarea de bord \u00eel privi.<\/p>\n \u2014 Domnule, pasagerii nu au voie s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 picioarele pe spa\u021biul altui pasager. V\u0103 rog s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103l\u021ba\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u021bi \u00een zona locului dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n \u2014 Dar ea mi-a lipit h\u00e2rtia aia!<\/p>\n \u2014 Vom discuta separat despre asta. Acum v\u0103 rog s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103l\u021ba\u021bi.<\/p>\n B\u0103rbatul se uit\u0103 la mine de parc\u0103 ar fi vrut s\u0103 spun\u0103 ceva.<\/p>\n Apoi observ\u0103 c\u0103 aproape toat\u0103 sec\u021biunea avionului \u00eel privea.<\/p>\n \u0218i, pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een ultimele ore, t\u0103cu.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd s-a \u00eentors de la toalet\u0103, purta pantofii.<\/p>\n S-a a\u0219ezat.<\/p>\n \u0218i-a pus c\u0103\u0219tile.<\/p>\n \u0218i \u0219i-a \u021binut ambele picioare pe podea.<\/p>\n Am crezut c\u0103 povestea se terminase.<\/p>\n Nu se terminase.<\/p>\n Dup\u0103 vreo zece minute, \u00eenso\u021bitoarea de bord veni din nou.<\/p>\n Se aplec\u0103 spre mine.<\/p>\n \u2014 Doamn\u0103, pot vorbi pu\u021bin cu dumneavoastr\u0103?<\/p>\n Am sim\u021bit c\u0103 femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine se \u00eencordeaz\u0103.<\/p>\n \u2014 Sigur.<\/p>\n \u00censo\u021bitoarea \u00eemi vorbi \u00eencet.<\/p>\n \u2014 \u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 situa\u021bia a fost nepl\u0103cut\u0103. \u0218i i-am explicat domnului c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 respecte spa\u021biul celorlal\u021bi pasageri. Dar data viitoare v\u0103 rog s\u0103 ne chema\u021bi pe noi, \u00een loc s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi s\u0103 rezolva\u021bi situa\u021bia astfel.<\/p>\n Avea dreptate.<\/p>\n \u2014 Da. Ave\u021bi dreptate. \u00cemi pare r\u0103u.<\/p>\n Probabil se a\u0219teptase s\u0103 m\u0103 cert.<\/p>\n Nu am f\u0103cut-o.<\/p>\n Pentru c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce \u00eemi trecuse satisfac\u021bia ini\u021bial\u0103, \u00een\u021belegeam \u0219i eu c\u0103 exista o solu\u021bie mult mai simpl\u0103.<\/p>\n Butonul de chemare a echipajului era chiar deasupra capului meu.<\/p>\n \u2014 Mul\u021bumesc, spuse ea.<\/p>\n Apoi z\u00e2mbi foarte pu\u021bin.<\/p>\n \u2014 Dar, \u00eentre noi fie vorba, mesajul a fost… foarte clar.<\/p>\n A plecat \u00eenainte s\u0103 pot r\u0103spunde.<\/p>\n Femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine \u00eencepu s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u00een t\u0103cere.<\/p>\n \u2014 \u0218tiam eu c\u0103 i-a pl\u0103cut.<\/p>\n \u2014 Nu m\u0103 \u00eencuraja.<\/p>\n Dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 vreo jum\u0103tate de or\u0103, b\u0103rbatul din spate m\u0103 b\u0103tu u\u0219or pe um\u0103r.<\/p>\n M-am \u00eentors.<\/p>\n Avea pantofii \u00een picioare.<\/p>\n \u2014 Ce este?<\/p>\n \u2014 Vreau s\u0103 te \u00eentreb ceva.<\/p>\n \u2014 Bine.<\/p>\n \u2014 Chiar miroseau at\u00e2t de r\u0103u?<\/p>\n Femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine scoase un sunet ciudat \u0219i se \u00eentoarse imediat spre geam.<\/p>\n M-am uitat la el.<\/p>\n P\u0103rea pentru prima dat\u0103 sincer.<\/p>\n \u2014 Da.<\/p>\n \u2014 Serios?<\/p>\n \u2014 Foarte.<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0219i cobor\u00ee privirea.<\/p>\n \u2014 So\u021bia mea \u00eemi spune acela\u0219i lucru.<\/p>\n N-am putut s\u0103 m\u0103 ab\u021bin.<\/p>\n \u2014 Atunci poate ar trebui s\u0103 \u00eencepe\u021bi s\u0103 crede\u021bi femeile.<\/p>\n Femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine izbucni \u00een r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n Spre surprinderea mea, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde, b\u0103rbatul \u00eencepu \u0219i el s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103.<\/p>\n \u2014 Bine, spuse. Am meritat-o.<\/p>\n \u2014 Poate doar prima jum\u0103tate.<\/p>\n \u2014 Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta?<\/p>\n \u2014 Merita\u021bi s\u0103 vi se spun\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 lua\u021bi picioarele de pe cotiera mea. H\u00e2rtia a fost pu\u021bin copil\u0103reasc\u0103.<\/p>\n Se uit\u0103 la mine.<\/p>\n \u2014 Pu\u021bin?<\/p>\n \u2014 Destul de mult.<\/p>\n \u2014 M\u0103car recuno\u0219ti.<\/p>\n \u2014 Absolut.<\/p>\n \u00ce\u0219i \u00eentinse m\u00e2na peste sp\u0103tar, apoi se opri.<\/p>\n \u2014 Nu, stai. Probabil nu vrei s\u0103 ating nimic de la mine.<\/p>\n Am r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n \u2014 Decizie excelent\u0103.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd avionul a \u00eenceput cobor\u00e2rea, mi-a spus:<\/p>\n \u2014 Apropo, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u.<\/p>\n M-am \u00eentors.<\/p>\n \u2014 Pentru miros?<\/p>\n \u2014 \u0218i pentru asta. Dar mai ales pentru felul \u00een care \u021bi-am vorbit.<\/p>\n Am dat din cap.<\/p>\n \u2014 Accept.<\/p>\n \u2014 Cred c\u0103 eram convins c\u0103, dac\u0103 am pl\u0103tit pentru locul meu, pot s\u0103 m\u0103 fac confortabil cum vreau.<\/p>\n \u2014 P\u00e2n\u0103 unde \u00eencepe locul altcuiva.<\/p>\n \u2014 Da.<\/p>\n \u0218i at\u00e2t.<\/p>\n Nu deveniser\u0103m prieteni.<\/p>\n Nu a existat vreo \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219are absurd\u0103 la ie\u0219irea din avion.<\/p>\n Doar un b\u0103rbat care, pentru c\u00e2teva ore, uitase c\u0103 propriul confort nu era mai important dec\u00e2t confortul celor din jur.<\/p>\n Dup\u0103 aterizare, \u00een timp ce a\u0219teptam s\u0103 cobor\u00e2m, femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine m\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103:<\/p>\n \u2014 Ai p\u0103strat h\u00e2rtia?<\/p>\n \u2014 El a aruncat-o.<\/p>\n \u2014 P\u0103cat. Ar fi trebuit s-o \u00eenr\u0103mezi.<\/p>\n \u2014 Nu cred c\u0103 este momentul de care sunt cea mai m\u00e2ndr\u0103.<\/p>\n \u2014 Eu sunt m\u00e2ndr\u0103 pentru tine.<\/p>\n Am r\u00e2s.<\/p>\n \u2014 Data viitoare chem \u00eenso\u021bitoarea de bord.<\/p>\n \u2014 Da, spuse ea. Dar ar fi mult mai pu\u021bin distractiv.<\/p>\n C\u00e2nd am ajuns la ie\u0219irea din avion, b\u0103rbatul era \u00een fa\u021ba mea.<\/p>\n \u00cenainte s\u0103 plece, se \u00eentoarse.<\/p>\n \u2014 Hei.<\/p>\n \u2014 Da?<\/p>\n Ar\u0103t\u0103 spre pantofii lui.<\/p>\n \u2014 Au r\u0103mas \u00een picioare.<\/p>\n \u2014 Progres impresionant.<\/p>\n A r\u00e2s \u0219i plec\u0103.<\/p>\n Iar eu am \u00een\u021beles ceva.<\/p>\n Nu h\u00e2rtia fusese partea important\u0103.<\/p>\n Nici r\u00e2setele celorlal\u021bi pasageri.<\/p>\n Adev\u0103rata lec\u021bie fusese mult mai simpl\u0103:<\/p>\n spa\u021biul comun nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 tot spa\u021biul \u00ee\u021bi apar\u021bine.<\/strong><\/p>\n Iar dac\u0103 cineva \u00ee\u021bi cere politicos s\u0103 nu-i invadezi locul, cea mai simpl\u0103 solu\u021bie nu este s\u0103-i explici de ce tu ai dreptul s\u0103-l deranjezi.<\/p>\n Este s\u0103 spui:<\/p>\n \u201eScuze.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n \u0218i s\u0103-\u021bi \u021bii picioarele \u00een propriul loc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" M-am uitat calm la el. \u2014 Eu? Nimic. \u2014 Nu te preface! Ar\u0103t\u0103 spre spatele pantalonilor. Atunci am v\u0103zut-o \u0219i eu din nou. O bucat\u0103 mare de h\u00e2rtie era lipit\u0103 de pantalonii lui. Pe ea scrisesem cu markerul pe care femeia de l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine \u00eel avea \u00een geant\u0103: \u201e\u00ceMI PARE R\u0102U DAC\u0102 MIROS. 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