\u2026am \u00eenceput cu ceva simplu: am pus un paravan \u00een dreptul geamului lui Jake, \u00eenalt c\u00e2t gardul nostru. Dar nici asta n-a ajutat \u2014 Lisa \u0219i-a mutat sfoara de rufe mai sus, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t lenjeria s\u0103 se vad\u0103 din nou. Era clar c\u0103 o f\u0103cea inten\u021bionat.<\/p>\n
Nu sunt genul care caut\u0103 scandal, dar c\u00e2nd vine vorba de copilul meu, nu stau cu m\u00e2inile \u00een s\u00e2n. A\u0219a c\u0103, \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, m-am trezit mai devreme dec\u00e2t de obicei. Am pus ap\u0103 la fiert, am preg\u0103tit c\u00e2\u021biva balo\u021bi de lavand\u0103 \u0219i ment\u0103, \u0219i am turnat totul \u00eentr-un lighean. Am ad\u0103ugat \u0219i pu\u021bin detergent lichid cu miros de trandafiri. Dup\u0103 aceea, am ag\u0103\u021bat pe sfoara mea de rufe c\u00e2teva prosoape albe, curate, ca s\u0103 maschez ce urma s\u0103 fac.<\/p>\n
C\u00e2nd Lisa a ie\u0219it s\u0103-\u0219i pun\u0103 rufele la uscat \u2014 acelea\u0219i chilo\u021bi ro\u0219ii \u0219i sutiene cu dantel\u0103 vizibile de la o po\u0219t\u0103 \u2014 eu eram deja preg\u0103tit\u0103. Cu o mi\u0219care calm\u0103, am scos o sticl\u0103 de spray parfumat pe baz\u0103 de uleiuri esen\u021biale \u0219i am pulverizat u\u0219or \u00een direc\u021bia gardului. Mirosul a fost at\u00e2t de puternic \u00eenc\u00e2t Lisa s-a oprit din ce f\u0103cea \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 tu\u0219easc\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce-i cu mirosul \u0103sta? \u2014 a strigat ea.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ah, scuze, Lisa! E re\u021beta mamei mele pentru alungarea energiilor negative. Se pare c\u0103 ceva stric\u0103 echilibrul \u00een gr\u0103dina noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
Ea s-a uitat ur\u00e2t, dar nu a zis nimic. A doua zi, am pus \u00een gr\u0103din\u0103 un difuzor cu miros de scor\u021bi\u0219oar\u0103 \u0219i portocal\u0103 \u2014 parfumul preferat al mamei mele, dar, evident, nu \u0219i al Lisei. A \u00eenceput s\u0103 str\u00e2mbe din nas, ba chiar a spus \u00eentr-o zi:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Parc\u0103 locuiesc \u00eentr-un magazin de s\u0103punuri!<\/p>\n
Z\u00e2mbeam \u0219i d\u0103deam din umeri.<\/p>\n
Dar lec\u021bia cu adev\u0103rat memorabil\u0103 a venit \u00eentr-o duminic\u0103. Era zi de sp\u0103lat pentru am\u00e2ndou\u0103. Eu \u00eens\u0103 scosesem toate hainele b\u0103rb\u0103te\u0219ti ale so\u021bului meu \u2014 pantaloni, c\u0103m\u0103\u0219i mari, chiar \u0219i lenjerie intim\u0103 \u2014 \u0219i le-am ag\u0103\u021bat exact pe partea care d\u0103dea spre curtea ei. A doua zi a venit cu o fa\u021b\u0103 ro\u0219ie de nervi:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Chiar trebuia s\u0103-\u021bi pui chilo\u021bii b\u0103rbatului t\u0103u \u00een fa\u021ba ferestrei mele?<\/p>\n
\u2014 E curtea mea, Lisa. De ce te-ar interesa? Descurc\u0103-te, cum ai spus \u0219i tu.<\/p>\n
A t\u0103cut. \u0218i, pentru prima dat\u0103 de c\u00e2nd se mutase, n-a mai pus nimic la uscat \u00een dreptul geamului nostru. \u0218i-a mutat sfoara mai \u00een spate, iar \u00een locul rufelor, acum at\u00e2rn\u0103 ghivece cu mu\u0219cate.<\/p>\n
Jake a observat \u0219i el.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Mam\u0103, Lisa nu mai pune chilo\u021bi la geam! \u2014 a spus vesel.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Poate a \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 uneori, e nevoie s\u0103 sim\u021bi pe pielea ta ce le faci altora \u2014 i-am r\u0103spuns cu un z\u00e2mbet.<\/p>\n
Nu mi-am dorit niciodat\u0103 r\u0103zboi cu vecinii, dar dac\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103 fii ferm f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fii r\u0103ut\u0103cios, po\u021bi ob\u021bine respect. Sau, \u00een cazul meu, o curte cu mu\u0219cate \u00een loc de lenjerie intim\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u2026am \u00eenceput cu ceva simplu: am pus un paravan \u00een dreptul geamului lui Jake, \u00eenalt c\u00e2t gardul nostru. Dar nici asta n-a ajutat \u2014 Lisa \u0219i-a mutat sfoara de rufe mai sus, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t lenjeria s\u0103 se vad\u0103 din nou. Era clar c\u0103 o f\u0103cea inten\u021bionat. Nu sunt genul care caut\u0103 scandal, dar c\u00e2nd vine […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3007,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povesti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3006"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3008,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006\/revisions\/3008"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}