\u021ai s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 sim\u021bi c\u0103 a trecut prea mult timp de c\u00e2nd nu ai mai r\u00e2s cu poft\u0103?<\/p>\n
Nu e\u0219ti singurul. Pentru mul\u021bi oameni, g\u0103sirea unor motive de a r\u00e2de \u00een mod regulat poate fi o provocare, dar este mai important dec\u00e2t ai putea crede.<\/p>\n
\u0218tiin\u021ba confirm\u0103 ceea ce \u0219tim instinctiv cu to\u021bii \u2014 r\u00e2sul este cu adev\u0103rat cel mai bun medicament. Elibereaz\u0103 hormoni care \u00ee\u021bi \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021besc at\u00e2t starea fizic\u0103, c\u00e2t \u0219i pe cea mental\u0103. De aceea, at\u00e2t de mul\u021bi oameni \u00ee\u0219i propun s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi.<\/p>\n
A\u0219a c\u0103, dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u021bi-ai luat por\u021bia zilnic\u0103 de r\u00e2s, consider\u0103 asta un memento s\u0103 porne\u0219ti acele chicote.<\/p>\n
Arunc\u0103 o privire la gluma de mai jos \u0219i bucur\u0103-te de toate beneficiile pe care le poate aduce un r\u00e2s s\u0103n\u0103tos. Nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 ai mai auzit-o p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, dar pentru mine a fost nou\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103 \u021bi-o \u00eemp\u0103rt\u0103\u0219esc, \u00een speran\u021ba c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi va aduce un z\u00e2mbet pe fa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201eAlo?\u201d
\u2014 \u201eBun\u0103, draga mea. Sunt tata. E mama aproape de telefon?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201eNu, tati. E sus, \u00een dormitor, cu unchiul Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 o scurt\u0103 pauz\u0103, tata spune:
\u2014 \u201eDar, draga mea, tu nu ai niciun unchi Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201eBa da, am, \u0219i e sus, \u00een camer\u0103 cu mama, chiar acum.\u201d<\/p>\n
Pauz\u0103 scurt\u0103.
\u2014 \u201eAha\u2026 bine, atunci vreau s\u0103 faci a\u0219a: pune telefonul pe mas\u0103, fugi sus, bate la u\u0219a dormitorului \u0219i strig\u0103-i mamei c\u0103 tocmai a intrat ma\u0219ina lui tata \u00een curte.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201eBine, tati, o clip\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n
C\u00e2teva minute mai t\u00e2rziu, feti\u021ba se \u00eentoarce la telefon.
\u2014 \u201eAm f\u0103cut, tati.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201e\u0218i ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, draga mea?\u201d \u00eentreab\u0103 el.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201eP\u0103i\u2026 mama s-a speriat tare, a s\u0103rit din pat f\u0103r\u0103 haine \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 alerge \u021bip\u00e2nd. Apoi s-a \u00eempiedicat de covor, s-a lovit cu capul de comod\u0103 \u0219i acum nu mai mi\u0219c\u0103 deloc!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201eDoamne!!! Dar cu unchiul Paul ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201e\u0218i el a s\u0103rit din pat f\u0103r\u0103 haine, speriat, \u0219i a s\u0103rit pe fereastra din spate, direct \u00een piscin\u0103. Dar cred c\u0103 nu \u0219tia c\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 ai scos apa din ea ca s\u0103 o cure\u021bi. A lovit fundul piscinei \u0219i cred c\u0103 e mort.\u201d<\/p>\n
Pauz\u0103 lung\u0103<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Apoi tata spune: Sper\u0103m c\u0103 aceast\u0103 poveste amuzant\u0103 \u021bi-a oferit o mic\u0103 pauz\u0103 de la toate ve\u0219tile ap\u0103s\u0103toare din lume! Distribuie \u0219i tu mai departe \u0219i r\u0103sp\u00e2nde\u0219te r\u00e2sul!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u021ai s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat vreodat\u0103 s\u0103 sim\u021bi c\u0103 a trecut prea mult timp de c\u00e2nd nu ai mai r\u00e2s cu poft\u0103? Nu e\u0219ti singurul. Pentru mul\u021bi oameni, g\u0103sirea unor motive de a r\u00e2de \u00een mod regulat poate fi o provocare, dar este mai important dec\u00e2t ai putea crede. \u0218tiin\u021ba confirm\u0103 ceea ce \u0219tim instinctiv cu to\u021bii […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3373,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povesti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3372"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3374,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372\/revisions\/3374"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2014 \u201ePiscin\u0103?\u2026 Stai\u2026 aici e 486-5731?\u201d<\/p>\n