Dac\u0103 asta v\u0103 face s\u0103 z\u00e2mbi\u021bi \u2014 trimite\u021bi mai departe. La urma urmei, r\u00e2sul chiar vindec\u0103!<\/p>\n
Cu o zi \u00eenainte de Cr\u0103ciun, un b\u0103rbat din Minneapolis \u0219i-a sunat fiul, care locuia de mult timp \u00een Chicago.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Fiule, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u s\u0103-\u021bi stric dispozi\u021bia, dar eu \u0219i mama ta divor\u021b\u0103m. Patruzeci \u0219i cinci de ani sunt de ajuns, \u2014 i-a spus el calm.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce? Tat\u0103, vorbe\u0219ti serios? \u2014 a exclamat fiul.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Absolut. Nu mai putem fi \u00eempreun\u0103. Sunt obosit. Sun\u0103-\u021bi sora \u0219i spune-i, \u2014 \u0219i a \u00eenchis.<\/p>\n
Fiul, panicat, \u00ee\u0219i sun\u0103 sora. Ea, \u00eengrozit\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Divor\u021beaz\u0103?! Gata, vorbesc eu cu el!<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 un minut, ea era deja la telefon:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, opre\u0219te-te! F\u0103r\u0103 divor\u021buri! Eu \u0219i fratele meu venim m\u00e2ine. Nu suna la avocat, nu semna nimic, ai \u00een\u021beles?! \u2014 \u0219i a \u00eenchis.<\/p>\n
B\u0103tr\u00e2nul s-a \u00eentors spre so\u021bia lui cu un z\u00e2mbet:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Gata, vin de Cr\u0103ciun. \u0218i biletele \u0219i le cump\u0103r\u0103 singuri.<\/p>\n
A doua poveste \u2014 pur \u0219i simplu clasic\u0103!
Ast\u0103zi am dat peste aceast\u0103 glum\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103znea\u021b\u0103 \u2014 i-am spus-o unui prieten \u0219i era c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103 cad\u0103 de pe scaun de r\u00e2s. Recunosc, \u0219i eu am r\u00e2s cu lacrimi.<\/p>\n
O doamn\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 din Montana a mers la medic, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 so\u021bul ei nu mai are deloc dorin\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 A\u021bi \u00eencercat Viagra? \u2014 \u00eentreab\u0103 doctorul.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nici vorb\u0103! El nici m\u0103car aspirin\u0103 nu ia!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Atunci am pentru dumneavoastr\u0103 un \u201eremediu local\u201d. \u00cei spunem \u201eViagra din Montana\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i ce este asta?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Pur \u0219i simplu ad\u0103uga\u021bi pu\u021bin\u0103 Viagra \u00een cafeaua lui. Nu va observa nimic. Dup\u0103, s\u0103-mi spune\u021bi cum a mers.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, ea sun\u0103 \u00eenapoi, cu vocea tremur\u00e2nd\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doctore, a fost un co\u0219mar!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Adev\u0103rat? Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum a b\u0103ut cafeaua, i s-au aprins ochii, a s\u0103rit \u00een picioare, a r\u0103sturnat totul de pe mas\u0103, mi-a smuls hainele \u0219i chiar acolo, \u00een mijlocul buc\u0103t\u0103riei\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei bine\u2026 asta e r\u0103u?<\/p>\n
\u2014 A fost CEL MAI BUN lucru care mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat \u00een ultimii 25 de ani! Dar acum nu voi mai merge niciodat\u0103 la Starbucks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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