{"id":4835,"date":"2025-08-24T09:05:39","date_gmt":"2025-08-24T09:05:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=4835"},"modified":"2025-08-24T09:05:39","modified_gmt":"2025-08-24T09:05:39","slug":"era-de-asteptat-ce-se-intampla-cu-mihaela-radulescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=4835","title":{"rendered":"Era de a\u0219teptat! Ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 cu Mihaela R\u0103dulescu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Trei b\u0103rba\u021bi \u0219i o lec\u021bie dur\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Trei prieteni se \u00eent\u00e2lnesc la o bere \u0219i \u00eencep s\u0103 se laude cu amantele.<\/p>\n

Primul:
\u2013 Eu \u00eei spun so\u021biei c\u0103 am meciuri de poker. E at\u00e2t de plictisit\u0103 de fotbal, c\u0103 nici nu \u00eentreab\u0103!<\/p>\n

Al doilea:
\u2013 Eu zic c\u0103 merg la sal\u0103. C\u00e2nd ajung acas\u0103 transpirat, crede c\u0103 am f\u0103cut 100 de flot\u0103ri, nu 3 orizontale cu Mirela!<\/p>\n

Al treilea tace. Ceilal\u021bi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Tu? Cum te descurci?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Eu\u2026 am fost prins.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Aoleu! \u0218i?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Acum am \u0219i nevasta, \u0219i amanta. Stau \u00eempreun\u0103. M\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103, b\u00e2rfe\u0219te, se sus\u021bin. Eu dorm pe canapea \u0219i pl\u0103tesc Netflix.<\/p>\n

So\u021bul, amanta \u0219i\u2026 semnalul<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un b\u0103rbat c\u0103s\u0103torit, cu o amant\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 \u0219i focoas\u0103, pleac\u0103 \u00een fiecare joi seara \u201ela pescuit\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u00centr-o zi, nevasta decide s\u0103-i verifice telefonul. Nimic suspect. Dar g\u0103se\u0219te un contact numit\u00a0\u201ePescuit Marius\u201d<\/strong>. Sun\u0103.<\/p>\n

R\u0103spunde o voce de femeie, senzual\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Iubireee, disear\u0103 vii cu undi\u021ba mic\u0103 sau cu harponul? \ud83d\ude18<\/p>\n

Femeia tace 3 secunde, apoi zice calm:<\/p>\n

\u2013 M\u0103 bucur c\u0103 ai semnal. \u00ce\u021bi fac bagajul \u0219i-\u021bi arunc lanseta pe geam.<\/p>\n

Amanta perfect\u0103 \u0219i noti\u021bele<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un tip are o amant\u0103 de c\u00e2teva luni. Totul merge perfect: \u00eent\u00e2lniri discrete, program clar, f\u0103r\u0103 drame. \u00centr-o zi, uit\u0103 \u00een buzunarul hainei o foaie scris\u0103 de m\u00e2n\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u201eMar\u021bi \u2013 Flori.
Joi \u2013 Hotel.
S\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 \u2013 Vin ro\u0219u.
Nu uita s\u0103 spui c\u0103 e team-building!\u201d<\/p>\n

Nevasta g\u0103se\u0219te biletul.<\/p>\n

\u00cel a\u0219teapt\u0103 calm\u0103, cu cina pe mas\u0103, \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 dulce:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Iubitule\u2026 ai cumva o agend\u0103 secret\u0103 pentru carier\u0103?<\/p>\n

El, panicat:<\/p>\n

\u2013 E pentru promovare, iubito, s\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u00e2nd sunt plec\u0103rile!<\/p>\n

Ea z\u00e2mbe\u0219te:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Excelent. S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 \u201eechipa\u201d ta tocmai m-a sunat. Era beat\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 \u00eentreba dac\u0103 vin \u0219i eu \u00een \u201eteam\u201d.<\/p>\n

Telefonul bucluca\u0219<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un b\u0103rbat \u00eensurat se joac\u0103 cu focul \u0219i are o amant\u0103. \u00centr-o zi, r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 baterie la telefon. Intr\u0103 \u00eentr-o farmacie \u0219i cere:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ave\u021bi \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tor de iPhone?<\/p>\n

Farmacista:
\u2013 Nu, dar avem pastile pentru tensiune. Se pare c\u0103 ave\u021bi nevoie\u2026<\/p>\n

Confuz, pleac\u0103. \u00ce\u0219i folose\u0219te ceasul s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 un mesaj amantei:
\u201eIubito, nu mai am baterie. Ne vedem la 7, camera 103, s\u0103 nu \u00eent\u00e2rzii. \ud83d\ude18\u201d<\/p>\n

Trimite mesajul, \u00eenchide ceasul\u2026 \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne blocat.<\/p>\n

C\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103, \u00eel a\u0219teapt\u0103 so\u021bia. Calm\u0103. Cu telefonul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103. \u00cel prive\u0219te \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n

\u2013 S\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 eu la 7 nu pot. Dar vezi c\u0103 \u021bi-a r\u0103spuns sor\u0103-ta: \u201eVin, dar adu \u0219ampania!\u201d<\/p>\n

Trei b\u0103rba\u021bi ajung la terapie intensiv\u0103. Se cunosc \u00eentre ei, dar nu se a\u0219teptau s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 acolo.<\/p>\n

Primul zice:
\u2013 Am le\u0219inat c\u00e2nd nevast\u0103-mea a aflat de amant\u0103. M-a g\u0103sit cu ea \u00een pat.<\/p>\n

Al doilea:
\u2013 Eu am f\u0103cut infarct. Nevasta mi-a spart telefonul \u0219i a citit conversa\u021biile.<\/p>\n

Al treilea:
\u2013 Pe mine m-a c\u0103lcat nevasta cu ma\u0219ina.<\/p>\n

\u2013 Aoleu! A aflat \u0219i ea?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Nu\u2026 a aflat amanta! I-a zis nevestei. Acum sunt am\u00e2ndou\u0103 prietene \u0219i merg la sal\u0103 \u00eempreun\u0103. Iar eu merg \u00een ghips.<\/p>\n

Lec\u021bia de la contabilitate<\/strong><\/p>\n

Un b\u0103rbat e chemat de nevast\u0103 la o discu\u021bie serioas\u0103. Ea \u00eei \u00eentinde o foaie printat\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Ce-i asta?<\/p>\n

\u2013 Nimic, doar ni\u0219te cheltuieli de firm\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2013 A\u0219a? \u021ai se pare normal ca firma s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 \u201elenjerie ro\u0219ie cu dantel\u0103\u201d, \u201epachet romantic \u00een Poiana Bra\u0219ov\u201d \u0219i \u201emasaj cu final fericit\u201d?<\/p>\n

El, calm:<\/p>\n

\u2013 Drag\u0103, \u00ee\u021bi jur\u2026 era o campanie de loializare a clien\u021bilor.<\/p>\n

Ea:
\u2013 Perfect. Tocmai ai c\u00e2\u0219tigat premiul cel mare: divor\u021b cu partaj \u0219i pensie alimentar\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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