{"id":489,"date":"2025-07-11T05:55:53","date_gmt":"2025-07-11T05:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=489"},"modified":"2025-07-11T05:55:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-11T05:55:53","slug":"elevii-isi-bateau-joc-de-noua-profesoara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"Elevii \u00ee\u0219i b\u0103teau joc de noua profesoar\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude22<br \/>\nElevii \u00ee\u0219i b\u0103teau joc de noua profesoar\u0103, \u00eencercau s-o fac\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103, dar dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva nea\u0219teptat \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude32<\/p>\n<p>La clasa a 10-a B nu mai fusese de mult un profesor stabil de literatur\u0103. Unul plecase \u00een concediu de cre\u0219tere a copilului, altul nu rezistase mai mult de o lun\u0103. C\u00e2nd a ap\u0103rut Ana Vladimirescu \u2014 t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103, calm\u0103, \u00eengrijit\u0103 \u2014 elevii s-au privit \u00eentre ei:<br \/>\n\u2014 \u00cenc\u0103 una\u2026 N-o s\u0103 stea mult.<\/p>\n<p>Ora a \u00eenceput cu o \u00eencercare de a-i testa limitele.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A\u0219adar, deschide\u021bi caietele\u2026 \u2014 a spus profesoara.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Noi n-am adus! \u2014 a strigat cineva din ultima banc\u0103. R\u00e2sete.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Poate v-a\u021bi prezenta mai \u00eent\u00e2i, \u0219i abia apoi ne preda\u021bi? \u2014 a spus ironic un alt elev.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bine. Ana Vladimirescu, \u2014 a rostit ea lini\u0219tit\u0103. \u2014 Iar eu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ana Viagrescu! \u2014 a strigat o fat\u0103 din clas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Parfumul e de pe vremea bunicii, iar ochelarii \u0219i mai r\u0103u! \u2014 r\u00e2setele s-au amplificat.<\/p>\n<p>Cineva a dat drumul pe telefon la sunete de m\u0103gari. Clasa izbucni \u00een r\u00e2s. C\u00e2t timp ea scria ceva pe tabl\u0103, un elev a lansat un avion de h\u00e2rtie \u00een spatele ei.<\/p>\n<p>Profesoara s-a \u00eentors.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Poate o s\u0103 pl\u00e2nge\u021bi \u0219i o s\u0103 fugi\u021bi, ca cea de dinainte? \u2014 a \u0219optit cineva suficient de tare c\u00e2t s\u0103 aud\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Altul a c\u0103scat ostentativ \u0219i a l\u0103sat manualul s\u0103 cad\u0103 pe jos cu zgomot. Ceilal\u021bi l-au urmat \u2014 acum c\u0103r\u021bile c\u0103deau, scaunele sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2iau, iar cineva se uita f\u0103r\u0103 jen\u0103 pe TikTok de pe tablet\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i atunci Ana Vladimirescu, complet nea\u0219teptat, s-a a\u0219ezat pe marginea catedrei \u0219i a rostit calm, aproape ca \u00eentr-o zi obi\u0219nuit\u0103\u2026 \u00centreaga clas\u0103 a \u00eencremenit la auzul cuvintelor ei\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218ti\u021bi, nu am fost dintotdeauna profesoar\u0103. Exact acum un an lucram \u00eentr-o sec\u021bie oncologic\u0103 pentru adolescen\u021bi. Aveau v\u00e2rsta voastr\u0103. Unii visau doar s\u0103 apuce ziua absolvirii. Pentru ei conta totul: c\u0103r\u021bile, poeziile, pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 cu cineva.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Un b\u0103iat de 17 ani. Diagnostic: sarcom. Citeam \u00eempreun\u0103 \u201eEvgheni Oneghin\u201d, cu voce tare, pentru c\u0103 el nu mai putea vorbi.<\/p>\n<p>Clasa a \u00eenceput s\u0103 se lini\u0219teasc\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u021ainea cartea \u00een m\u00e2ini, chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd degetele nu-l mai ascultau. Mi-a spus: \u201eP\u0103cat c\u0103 nu iubeam c\u0103r\u021bile \u00eenainte. Acum a\u0219 da orice s\u0103 pot\u2026 s\u0103 stau la o or\u0103 normal\u0103. F\u0103r\u0103 perfuzii.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen sal\u0103 s-a l\u0103sat o lini\u0219te grea.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 O fat\u0103 din alt salon \u2014 a continuat profesoara \u2014 visa doar s\u0103 ajung\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103. S\u0103 stea \u00eentr-o clas\u0103 adev\u0103rat\u0103. Voi, copii\u2026 voi tr\u0103i\u021bi visul lor, \u0219i v\u0103 purta\u021bi de parc\u0103 via\u021ba v-ar fi datoare.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu o s\u0103 v\u0103 pl\u00e2ng de mil\u0103, nici nu o s\u0103 v\u0103 implor. Eu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t valoreaz\u0103 via\u021ba. Iar dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 afla\u021bi \u0219i voi\u2026 continua\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>S-a ridicat, a \u00eendreptat teancul de caiete de pe mas\u0103, \u0219i-a fixat ochelarii \u0219i a deschis catalogul. \u00cen restul orei, nu s-a mai auzit niciun sunet \u00een clas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Din acea zi, nimeni n-a mai glumit pe seama ei \u0219i nimeni n-a mai rostit altfel numele profesoarei Ana Vladimirescu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude22 Elevii \u00ee\u0219i b\u0103teau joc de noua profesoar\u0103, \u00eencercau s-o fac\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103, dar dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ceva nea\u0219teptat \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude32 La clasa a 10-a B nu mai fusese de mult un profesor stabil de literatur\u0103. Unul plecase \u00een concediu de cre\u0219tere a copilului, altul nu rezistase mai mult de o lun\u0103. 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