{"id":4916,"date":"2025-08-25T13:04:06","date_gmt":"2025-08-25T13:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=4916"},"modified":"2025-08-25T13:04:06","modified_gmt":"2025-08-25T13:04:06","slug":"sotie-iubitule-poti-sa-ma-ajuti-te-rog-sa-curat-gradina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=4916","title":{"rendered":"So\u021bie: Iubitule, po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 aju\u021bi te rog s\u0103 cur\u0103\u021b gr\u0103dina?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So\u021bie: Iubitule, po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 aju\u021bi te rog s\u0103 cur\u0103\u021b gr\u0103dina?<\/p>\n<p>So\u021b: Ar\u0103t eu ca un gr\u0103dinar?<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bie: Aah, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u dragule, bine atunci repar\u0103 u\u0219a de la baie.<\/p>\n<p>So\u021b: Ar\u0103t eu ca un t\u00e2mplar?\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>Apoi so\u021bul a plecat, iar c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eentors a g\u0103sit gr\u0103dina cur\u0103\u021bat\u0103 \u0219i u\u0219a reparat\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>So\u021b: \u0218tiam eu c\u0103 so\u021bia mea o s\u0103 fac\u0103 totul singur\u0103\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bie: Nu, nu eu am f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n<p>So\u021b: Atunci cine?<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bie: Vecinul nostru.<\/p>\n<p>So\u021b: \u0218i c\u00e2t l-ai pl\u0103tit?<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bie: Nu, nu m-a costat nimic. Mi-a dat dou\u0103 op\u021biuni: p\u00e2ine sau sex\u2026<\/p>\n<p>So\u021b: Sper c\u0103 i-ai dat p\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bie: Ar\u0103t eu ca o brut\u0103rie!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u021bie: Iubitule, po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 aju\u021bi te rog s\u0103 cur\u0103\u021b gr\u0103dina? So\u021b: Ar\u0103t eu ca un gr\u0103dinar? So\u021bie: Aah, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u dragule, bine atunci repar\u0103 u\u0219a de la baie. So\u021b: Ar\u0103t eu ca un t\u00e2mplar?\u2026.. Apoi so\u021bul a plecat, iar c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eentors a g\u0103sit gr\u0103dina cur\u0103\u021bat\u0103 \u0219i u\u0219a reparat\u0103. So\u021b: \u0218tiam eu c\u0103 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4917,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4918,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4916\/revisions\/4918"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}