Un tip \u00eei d\u0103 unei fete un mesaj \u00een data de 22 iulie 2020:
\n\u2013 Bun\u0103, frumoaso, \u021bi-o spun direct s\u0103 nu ne lungim: \u00cemi place de tine \u0219i vreau s\u0103 fim \u00eempreun\u0103. Eu sunt un b\u0103iat simplu \u0219i s\u0103rac deocamdat\u0103, n-am avere, dar am 4 ou\u0103 \u0219i o g\u0103in\u0103. Dup\u0103 calculele mele, din ou\u0103le alea ies 4 g\u0103ini care vor oua \u0219i tot a\u0219a, deci \u00een 3 ani fac 1 milion de euro. Ce zici, ne combin\u0103m?<\/p>\n
-Bun\u0103, \u00eemi pare r\u0103u dar nu e\u0219ti genul meu.
\nApoi, \u00een anul 2023, tot pe 22 iulie, a revenit cu un mesaj:
\n\u2013 Dac\u0103 nu m-ai vrut c\u00e2nd am avut o g\u0103in\u0103 \u0219i 4 ou\u0103, acum s\u0103 nu m\u0103 cau\u021bi, c\u0103 le-am m\u00e2ncat de-atunci\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 la ora de Sociologie:<\/p>\n
-Numim ho\u021b pe cel care ia proprietatea altuia \u2013 explic\u0103 profesorul.<\/p>\n
-Bul\u0103, tu nu e\u0219ti atent!<\/p>\n
-Ba da, domnule profesor.<\/p>\n
-Atunci spune-mi, ce a\u0219 fi eu dac\u0103 \u021bi-a\u0219 scoate din buzunar 1000 de lei?<\/p>\n
-Vr\u0103jitor, domnule profesor.<\/p>\n
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*Mesaj trimis de un tip \u00een urm\u0103 cu doi ani
\n\u2013 Ce faci? Ie\u0219im m\u00e2ine sear\u0103 pe la un ceai?
\n*Tipa \u00eei r\u0103spunde pe Messenger la doi ani distan\u021b\u0103, \u00eentr-o sear\u0103.
\n\u2013 Bun\u0103\u0103\u0103! Da, po\u021bi s\u0103 m\u0103 iei pe la 8.
\n\u2013 Am trimis mesajul \u0103la acum 2 ani.
\n\u2013 Am avut pu\u021bin\u0103 treab\u0103\u2026 La 8 sunt gata.<\/p>\n
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\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua, doamn\u0103 profesoar\u0103. Ionu\u021b sunt, dac\u0103 m\u0103 mai \u021bine\u021bi minte. Am fost elevul dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2013 Te \u021bin minte Ionu\u021b. Nu \u0219tiai nici teorema lui Pitagora. Cum e la c\u0103p\u0219uni?<\/p>\n
\u2013 Doamn\u0103, e bine. Bine de tot. Am vil\u0103, am \u0219i Mercedes, am \u0219i doi ani cu executare, ce-i drept. La dumneavoastr\u0103 cum e \u00een tramvai? V\u0103 cedeaz\u0103 Pitagora locul pe scaun?<\/p>\n
-Bro, iesim la o bere?<\/p>\n
-Stai sa o intreb pe mama daca ma lasa.<\/p>\n
-Bro, ai 40 de ani!<\/p>\n
\u2013 Da. Ai si tu dreptate!<\/p>\n
-Deci?<\/p>\n
\u2013 Nu, nu ma lasa. Zice ca am de invatat pentru bac.<\/p>\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013-<\/p>\n
\u2013 \u015ei cum a fost, fato, la prima \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu noul tip?
\n-Foarte mi\u015fto! Tipul e funny, vorbe\u015fte f\u00e4r\u0103 gre\u015feli, e stabil emo\u021bional, are un job serios..Pare c\u0103 \u015ftie ce vrea de la via\u021b\u0103.
\n-Deci ai g\u0103sit \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit unul care merit\u0103.
\n-Da. I-am dat block \u00eenc\u0103 de c\u00e2nd st\u0103team la mas\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013\u2013-<\/p>\n
\u201eCe dracu faci b\u0103, te a\u0219tept de o or\u0103.
\nNu pot s\u0103 ies c\u0103 a venit so\u021bul iubitei mele \u0219i m-am ascuns sub pat.
\nDu-te b\u0103 c\u0103 pe asta nu o mai cred\u201d a fost conversa\u021bia dintre amant \u0219i amicul lui. \u0218i, pentru c\u0103 acesta nu \u00eei credea povestea, a pus m\u00e2na pe telefon \u0219i \u0219i-a f\u0103cut un selfie chiar sub patul femeii.<\/p>\n
\u201e- Bul\u0103, \u0219tii s\u0103 acorzi primul ajutor?
\n\u2013 Da, doamna profesoar\u0103.
\n\u2013 \u00cen acest caz, r\u0103spunde-mi la urm\u0103toarea \u00eentrebare: Ce faci dac\u0103 vezi pe cineva c\u0103 se \u00eempiedic\u0103 \u0219i cade?
\n\u2013 Asta e simpl\u0103, doamna profesoar\u0103. \u00cencep s\u0103 r\u00e2d!\u201d<\/p>\n
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Bun\u0103, sunt Alex.<\/p>\n
-Am iubit!<\/p>\n
-\u021ai-am g\u0103sit po\u0219eta la un fast food \u00een mall \u0219i m-am g\u00e2ndit s\u0103-\u021bi spun.<\/p>\n
-Vaaai Doamne ce bine, cum facem s\u0103 ne \u00eent\u00e2lnim?<\/p>\n
-\u00cemi pare r\u0103u am iubit\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Un tip \u00eei d\u0103 unei fete un mesaj \u00een data de 22 iulie 2020: \u2013 Bun\u0103, frumoaso, \u021bi-o spun direct s\u0103 nu ne lungim: \u00cemi place de tine \u0219i vreau s\u0103 fim \u00eempreun\u0103. Eu sunt un b\u0103iat simplu \u0219i s\u0103rac deocamdat\u0103, n-am avere, dar am 4 ou\u0103 \u0219i o g\u0103in\u0103. Dup\u0103 calculele mele, din ou\u0103le […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7173,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stiri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7174,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172\/revisions\/7174"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}