{"id":9411,"date":"2025-10-20T06:02:52","date_gmt":"2025-10-20T06:02:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=9411"},"modified":"2025-10-20T06:02:52","modified_gmt":"2025-10-20T06:02:52","slug":"in-dimineata-asta-am-iesit-in-curte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/?p=9411","title":{"rendered":"\u00cen diminea\u021ba asta, am ie\u0219it \u00een curte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen diminea\u021ba asta, am ie\u0219it \u00een curte \u2014 doar ca s\u0103 ud florile \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 pisicile nu au mai \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat nisipul, ca de obicei. Dar cum am deschis poarta, m-a izbit un miros \u00eengrozitor. Parc\u0103 mi s-a str\u00e2ns pieptul \u0219i am sim\u021bit un gust metalic \u00een gur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Am f\u0103cut c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i \u0219i m-am oprit brusc. Ceva se mi\u0219ca pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, l\u00e2ng\u0103 stratul cu flori. \ud83e\udee3<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen fa\u021ba mea era ceva cleios, ro\u0219iatic, ca \u0219i cum ar fi fost \u00eentors pe dos. Mirosea a carne putrezit\u0103, de parc\u0103 cineva ar fi ascuns pe undeva un animal mort. Am f\u0103cut un pas \u00eenapoi, cu inima b\u0103t\u00e2ndu-mi tare, \u0219i cele mai negre g\u00e2nduri mi-au trecut prin minte.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eCe-o fi asta? O larv\u0103? O creatur\u0103 ciudat\u0103? R\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021bele vreunui&#8230; ceva din alt\u0103 lume?\u201d Nu puteam s\u0103-mi dau seama. \ud83d\ude32<\/p>\n<p>Am scos telefonul, am f\u0103cut o poz\u0103 \u0219i, str\u00e2mb\u00e2nd din nas din cauza mirosului, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 caut pe internet.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd am scris \u201eciuperc\u0103 ro\u0219ie, cleioas\u0103, cu miros de hoit\u201d, rezultatul care a ap\u0103rut m-a f\u0103cut s\u0103 m\u0103 cutremur. Am \u00een\u021beles atunci ce era, \u0219i mi s-a f\u0103cut pielea de g\u0103in\u0103. \ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude31 Continuarea, \u00een primul comentariu. \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47<\/p>\n<p>\u201eAnthurus archeri \u2013 o ciuperc\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, cunoscut\u0103 drept degetele diavolului.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Se pare c\u0103 ciuperca asta chiar exist\u0103. Provine din Australia \u0219i Tasmania, dar, cu timpul, s-a r\u0103sp\u00e2ndit peste tot \u00een lume.<\/p>\n<p>La \u00eenceput arat\u0103 ca un ou alb, dar apoi din el ies ni\u0219te tentacule ro\u0219ii, ca ni\u0219te gheare sau degete.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9413\" src=\"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-2025-10-18-092757.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"658\" height=\"520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-2025-10-18-092757.webp 658w, https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-2025-10-18-092757-300x237.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 658px) 100vw, 658px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Tentaculele astea sunt acoperite cu o substan\u021b\u0103 cleioas\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103sp\u00e2ndesc un miros de putreziciune ca s\u0103 atrag\u0103 mu\u0219tele, care \u00eei duc sporii mai departe.<\/p>\n<p>Oamenii care o v\u0103d prima dat\u0103 cred adesea c\u0103 au dat peste r\u0103m\u0103\u0219i\u021bele unui extraterestru. Unii chiar sun\u0103 la poli\u021bie sau la salvare.<\/p>\n<p>Dar e doar o ciuperc\u0103. Vie, ciudat\u0103 \u0219i, probabil, una dintre cele mai \u00eenfrico\u0219\u0103toare crea\u021bii ale naturii.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9414\" src=\"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-2025-10-18-092857.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"657\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-2025-10-18-092857.webp 657w, https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-2025-10-18-092857-300x225.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 657px) 100vw, 657px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Acum ocolesc locul \u0103la \u00een fiecare zi. Nici nu mai ud florile de acolo.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 creasc\u0103 \u00een pace \u2014 \u201edarul diavolului\u201d n-ar trebui tulburat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen diminea\u021ba asta, am ie\u0219it \u00een curte \u2014 doar ca s\u0103 ud florile \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 pisicile nu au mai \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiat nisipul, ca de obicei. Dar cum am deschis poarta, m-a izbit un miros \u00eengrozitor. Parc\u0103 mi s-a str\u00e2ns pieptul \u0219i am sim\u021bit un gust metalic \u00een gur\u0103. Am f\u0103cut c\u00e2\u021biva pa\u0219i \u0219i m-am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9412,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-diverse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9411"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9415,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9411\/revisions\/9415"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bumzi.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}